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Sandman

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  1. This sounds dumb but it's the absolute truth. I went to Ireland when I was a kid and saw it myself but when I try to explain it to my wife, I sound like an idiot because it's just hard to convey. It's the greenest place I've ever seen.
  2. Does that crack in your windshield mean that you already ran over this guy's wingman?
  3. https://twitter.com/PGATOURSMartin/status/1147992029730918400 Fuck it, I don't know how to embed tweets.
  4. Wife comes out of the bedroom while brushing her teeth, proceeds to ask me a question with the toothbrush still in her mouth. "Gtrhu urth qwith thaiu?". After I said "What?", she rolled her eyes, as if I'm supposed to understand whatever the fuck she was trying to say.
  5. He's 2-2 in his last 4 fights. He's looked good these last 2 but he's not some all-time great.
  6. I've disliked Askren for years but Masvidal needs to slow down. He's acting like he's some MMA godfather. Dude, you've lost 13 times.
  7. Random people on Twitter saying that Sam Presti is in Minneapolis. Who could he be after?
  8. My local Love's gas station has Godfather's pizza in it. I hear people saying it's just as good as it used to be in the 80s but I don't want to buy pizza from a convenience store. I just go to my local mom & pop pizza place.
  9. OP should just go down to his local redneck bar and talk loudly about the "damn coons" that are causing problems on his property. He'll have tons of help in no time.
  10. "We're doing this to protect kids. Also, it's ok for your kids to see dudes walking down the street with their cocks flapping in the breeze."
  11. Yeah, this is still missing for me as well.
  12. I have Tmobile. 4 lines, unlimited everything, $128/mo, taxes and fees included. Now, I have paid off my kids' phones, so I don't have any device payments on my bill. When I had 2 iPhone payments on there, it was $180/mo.
  13. It's not the color that's the issue IMO. The way things are sectioned off into little boxes and whatnot, it just doesn't look right. I suppose it could be because I've gotten used to the way things have looked for so long now but it was pretty off-putting to see what I consider to be a major layout change, just out of the blue. I've never changed my settings at all. For now, I've just set it to "No avatar". I lose avatars but the layout reverts back to how I like it. I can deal with that.
  14. What happened to the theme settings? I log in this morning and I have that pic of Bevo in the background, which I've never had before. The only way to get rid of it is to choose "No Avatar" from the theme options, but that removes everyone's avatars. The "main" and "default" themes are identical as well. I chose a different background for now (some gray color) but the whole thing looks like ass.
  15. What is the deal with people putting stickers all over their cars, inside and out? I bought a '94 MX-5 last year, wanted a cheap convertible to cruise around town. It's great but the previous owner had stupid stickers on every window. Getting them off was easy but I can still see the outline on the glass. A couple of weeks ago, I bought a gauge hood and rear bumper from a guy and both were covered in stickers. I understand that most of these cars are little shitboxes and will never be a show car but really? Maybe I'm just an old fuck, or maybe they're just young morons. I spent this afternoon trying to peel off stickers without scratching the gauge hood, so maybe I'm the moron? Either way, fuck stickers.
  16. Interest? It's not a fucking loan. And like you said, what sort of rate were they planning to charge? That's some bullshit. Back when I was extra-poor, any time I had a medical bill, I went directly to the A/P office and asked to make payment arrangements. Usually $50 a month, but there were a few months where $20 was all I could afford. They took whatever I gave them without complaint.
  17. How can we be sure you're not the hacker, fishing for more information? Quick, post nudes of your wife/GF so we can rest easy.
  18. That tall grass grabbed Rory's club and said "Fuck off, bitch".
  19. https://bleacherreport.com/articles/2840874-ex-texans-gm-brian-gaine-accused-of-targeting-firing-african-american-employees This looks less than great.
  20. It may cause some problems, too. What if Big Slim can't afford weed but the pencilneck in the next cell can? Why not just beat his ass and take it? I worked in corrections and saw it happen all the time over ramen cups and donut sticks, it would be like Thunderdome if weed had been on the line.
  21. I bet the other 8 were like, "Fuck you too, Bitch.".
  22. All you Porsche guys can now get custom livery on any vehicle for an extra 4000 Euros. Pretty neat. https://newsroom.porsche.com/en/2019/digital/porsche-vehicle-livery-design-online-platform-second-skin.html
  23. Yeah, I've never understood this either. "Damn proud to have been born in (Tex, OK, NY, etc.)!". Why? Does it come with special powers? I'm sure there's many adopted people that, before they found out, were sure that they were proudly born and raised in their current state. Then they get told the truth and...nothing changes?
  24. Search your feelings, you know it to be true!
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