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Sandman

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  1. His real life assets are what I have in Grand Theft Auto Online.
  2. As an OSU fan, I don't have a dog in the fight but I thought you guys might get a laugh out of this:
  3. I was driving to work in the north OKC suburbs. Heard them talking about it on the radio but they thought it was a small plane, like a trainer or something. Then we started watching the news at work. My co-worker was Air national guard, he was openly wondering if he'd have to report (he didn't). The owners of the company were on their family vacation in California and their return flight was cancelled, so they had to rent cars and drive back. They said it was a nightmare trying to get out of the airport and the highways were swamped. My then-wife was pregnant with twins, they were born in December. I remember thinking, what kind of world will they grow up in? It was unsettling.
  4. The "Breaking News" thing that pops up on the crawl is yellow too, I thought there was a flag but instead, it was "Antonio Brown released & signed w/Patriots". WTF, use red & white or something.
  5. Had to schedule a Dr's appointment for my kid. It's a pain because she works and I never know when she's off work. I set it up and called my wife to tell her, wife then says she'd be happy to go with daughter to the appointment. I said great, she needs to be checked out at 10, as the appointment is at 10:30. I told her to text the kid and ask when she needed to go back to school, if at all. Wife: She said she has to go back afterwards because she has a test. I'll check her out from 10-11:30 on the school app Me: What if there's bloodwork, or the appointments are running behind? You should ask her when her test is happening and go from there. Make sure you allow for enough time. W: Done, checked out from 10-11:30. M: Why did you do that if you don't know when she needs to go back??? W: UGH, I can always edit it! Gawd! It's pretty clear that women have never heard of "measure twice, cut once".
  6. Anyone have a good stream for this game? Fuck paying espn any money.
  7. I just assumed she was running the dishwasher or doing laundry. On facebook, pinterest, etc. Fixed.
  8. If one was taken into custody and the other was killed, does that mean it's a rainbow coalition of violence? This is a step in the right direction, isn't it?
  9. "I need a white-shirt up in here" = Someone is familiar with jailhouse hierarchy. LOL
  10. Update #2: Went to court today. In a twist, there was a different judge this time. He thumbed through the book reports, asked her some questions about herself (What do you want to do after HS, etc) and said we were good to go. Had to pay the court costs of $225, which my daughter paid out of her own money. I told her I hope she learned how easy she just got it and that it won't happen again when she turns 18 in a few months. I was sweating like a whore in church the whole time we were in there. So glad it's over.
  11. Fuck, I've lived here 30+ years. I deserve that shit, it's like hazard pay. I want t-tops, though. I won't settle for less, leaks be damned.
  12. If he had lied and said he was leaving because of repeated head trauma, people would be gently stroking his cock as he rode off into retirement. The lesson here is: Always lie. I don't blame him for quitting, he shouldn't play if his desire is gone. It's like staying in a shitty marriage. His timing sucks but whatever. I wish I was 29 and rich, don't need to work and getting ready to travel all over. Wait, now I DO hate him.
  13. If that's the case, his dad better watch his back.
  14. What's the nightly rate for a stay in the Epstein Suite? Asking for a friend.
  15. Ha, I grew up in West Germany until I entered 8th grade. Dad was USAF and I grew up with other military brats of every race but mostly white and black. Few hispanics or asians. I never gave a shit, we just did "kid stuff" and you were either an asshole or not, race wasn't a factor. To this day, race doesn't matter to me but the asshole part still does. I don't give a fuck about "being diverse", just be cool to each other. When I plan a vacation, I never think "Gee, I really want to go somewhere diverse!". I just want to have a good time and be around friendly people. I don't live in Texas, I have no idea what the Woodlands is all about. Go fuck yourself, you pretentious douche.
  16. Who gives a fuck about diversity? Is this code for "good mexican food"? Just say there's more food options. I've been to Houston 3 times and never hit the infamous shitty traffic. I wish I had a better superpower but I guess I'll take it.
  17. Start blasting your loads all over the mattress, try to get at least a couple per day. Pretty soon that sucker will be firm as hell.
  18. That's me, I was 28 when mine were born. I didn't think I was ready but looking back, I wouldn't have been ready at 38, either. It's funny, January 1st 2001, I was 27, unmarried (engaged) and had no kids. On December 31st, I was 28, married and had 2 biological kids. WTF was I thinking?
  19. When it comes to toddlers/little kids, my patience has been worn away. I couldn't do it now (over 40 as well). I salute you, Sir.
  20. NAPA is almost 25% higher priced than AZ, at least where I live.
  21. What is it with auto parts stores that never seem to have anything I need in stock? Not just parts, one time I couldn't get a 14mm wrench. I really want to support my local businesses but I just ordered my stuff from Amazon for almost half the price and it'll be at my house tomorrow. And I don't have some exotic car, 90s japanese cars are a dime a dozen.
  22. My twins just started their senior year of high school. I'm excited for them to be finished but I'm not quite ready for them to be legal adults. Plus it means I'm old.
  23. I have a friend who does that before going to the theater to see a movie. I'll ask him if he's want to see (whatever) and he said he already read the Wiki plot and knows how it ends. I told him he was a dumbass. Anytime my wife and I watch a whodunnit or a movie that hints about having a twist near the end, my wife starts about 5 mins in with "I think THAT guy is the killer!". Then she'll hedge her bet later on by adding that these other 2-3 people could also be the killer. Then at the end, when she is proven wrong, she'll say that she was "just about to say that it was him!".
  24. The chick at about 4:40 in the video looks pretty rude.
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