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Sandman

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  1. I don't care what some "officials" say, if John Redcorn starts hanging around my house, I'm gonna pull his fucking card.
  2. They always seem to win in Stillwater. Also, fuck ou.
  3. Technical difficulties now. What a fucking joke. At least nobody's watching, otherwise it'd be embarassing.
  4. ESPN+ sucks so bad, they don't even have any other programming to show during the delay. At least put on some other garbage game. So stupid.
  5. Thanks for the responses. Here's a pic of the killer.
  6. My daughter just called me at work to tell me that our Boston Terrier killed 2 squirrels in the backyard. One of them is...well, there's not much left of him. I've had plenty of dogs chase things but never really catch much. He's up to date on his shots but do I need to worry about any medical issues? Like, if he ate some squirrel, will he get sick? He's been after the squirrels for months, I saw one taunting him on the fence yesterday. I guess he done fucked up.
  7. I woke up before my alarm this morning. It was really dark, no light coming through the window. I didn't look at the clock but I figured it was about 2:30 or so. I thought "Well, I probably have a few more hours befo--" *ALARM*
  8. Impossible. Bob Stoops would've shot her dead to get that bag. She'd never have made it home.
  9. I don't agree, as I don't look around at shit when I come home. I go straight inside and do what the fuck ever. I'm also colorblind, so the color means dick to me. I realize this lady is not colorblind, I'm just speaking about how I would act. I hope you don't take this a me sticking up for this woman. I'm not a cop hater nor a "blue lives matter" guy, I just don't agree with the premise of "Floormat=guilty".
  10. You wouldn't make a mistake about the color of your car because a car is important, you NEED one, you paid a lot of money for it. I have a doormat but can't tell you exactly what it looks like because I don't give a shit, it's one of the most unimportant things I own. I helped pick it out and I don't remember shit about it. The only time I look for a mat is if I've stepped in mud and I'm at someone else's house. I don't normally step in mud, so I honestly couldn't tell you the last time I looked down for a doormat or even noticed if one was there.
  11. Just like all teachers are kind and helpful, all nurses are warm and caring, right? You honestly think they look for "keen perception" when hiring cops? How many awful stories have we seen on here and on the news about how a LOT of cops suck huge balls at their job? You and I might THINK the screening process should look for traits such as those but it does not.
  12. Are you telling me the thread about wives with their noses stuck in their phones 24/7 is all a lie??? Just about every person I see that's under age 30 can't walk around without looking down at their phone. Her walking around, oblivious of her surroundings, is one of the few things I think actually happened in this case.
  13. Yeah, I don't understand why anyone would think "THE FIXXX" would be in to beat Texas. If it was that simple, we'd win bedlam more than once a fucking decade.
  14. I'm underwhelmed by Sanders at this point. All I've heard was how he's got the strongest arm since Weeden but his deep balls against Tulsa were all underthrown. If he hits Wallace in stride, there'd be no PI. Plus he stares down the WRs too much, never looks at his progressions. I don't think we can get it done on Saturday if he plays like that.
  15. My nephew is still driving my dad's 2001 Frontier. He's a dumbass and doesn't take care of it but it doesn't seem to matter. It cannot be stopped, I guess.
  16. Our garbage walk-on QB beat you last year, so I don't think this matters that much. But if it makes you feel any better, I think Texas wins this one. I just don't have a good vibe about our team this year. Should be a good game, Horns pull away late.
  17. I agree but fuck the saints anyway for giving us that stupid interference review bullshit. They act like they're the first team to ever get fucked over by a bad call.
  18. No shit. I don't know if the Bengals are just pure garbage or what but I'll take it.
  19. Do you think the courts look at the cost of prosecuting this crime and think "Fuck it, take the $500K and we're outta here with minimal effort"? Honest question, because I always read about how the cost of drawn out trials is such a burden on the state, plus the cost of incarceration. Is taking a big fine from a rich person (even though they won't feel the sting) just a better business decision for the state? Especially for what many consider a "victimless crime"?
  20. Love this fucking song. You don't think of Eddie Money as singing about being a western outlaw but it is so good.
  21. I never really wanted kids. My first wife did, so I went along with it. She said "What's the point in getting married if you're not having kids?" and I didn't disagree. I figured that's just what married couples did, have some kids. Wound up having twins, the wife turned into a psychotic bitch. I was full of much regret. Not so much now, only when my kids do stupid shit. I don't blame anyone that decides to remain childless, raising kids is not for everyone.
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