Wife got a new laptop and wanted to use my USB drive to transfer her work stuff. I gave it to her and went about doing whatever the fuck I was doing at the time. Yesterday, she wanted it again and asked me for it. I told her she never gave it back, she vehemently denied that. I started looking for it and found nothing. She finds a 64gb drive and asked if that was the one. I was sure mine was 128gb so I said that wasn't the one. Again, I accused her of not puting it back, she said "I gave it RIGHT BACK to you when I was done!". I got on Amazon to order a new one and I decided to check and see when I bought the last one, because I was pretty sure it wasn't that long ago. Turns out, that 64gb one was mine after all. Hmm.
Me: Hey, I was wrong. That drive is mine, I guess I just forgot it was 64gb.
Her: THANK you. I told you I was pretty sure this was it!
Me: So where did you find it, again?
Her: In my end table...
Me: So you didn't give it back, like you said. You kept it. THANK you.
Her: Tone