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Sandman

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  1. I remember in the late 90s, when the offensive coordinator at ou was on a local sports radio show at some restaurant, a guy called in and talked shit about how he should be fired. Coach challenged him to come down to the restaurant "so I can see your face!". Fucking hilarious.
  2. My wife made spaghetti once when we first got married. The sauce was just horrible, I couldn't eat it. I respectfully told her that this didn't taste right. She said she followed her mom's recipe and didn't know what was wrong. Turns out, the sauce was not made with tomato sauce or base or crushed tomatoes. It was made with fucking ketchup (which I don't eat). Next time we went to the store, I showed her the Bertolli's sauce she should buy. Spaghetti's been fine ever since.
  3. Isn't the whole point that the mayor is abusing taxpayer money to pay this person? Trump donates his salary to charity, I doubt his rich-ass kids are getting paid. They don't need the money, either. If they don't get my or your money, who gives a shit?
  4. I don't care what some "officials" say, if John Redcorn starts hanging around my house, I'm gonna pull his fucking card.
  5. They always seem to win in Stillwater. Also, fuck ou.
  6. Technical difficulties now. What a fucking joke. At least nobody's watching, otherwise it'd be embarassing.
  7. ESPN+ sucks so bad, they don't even have any other programming to show during the delay. At least put on some other garbage game. So stupid.
  8. Thanks for the responses. Here's a pic of the killer.
  9. My daughter just called me at work to tell me that our Boston Terrier killed 2 squirrels in the backyard. One of them is...well, there's not much left of him. I've had plenty of dogs chase things but never really catch much. He's up to date on his shots but do I need to worry about any medical issues? Like, if he ate some squirrel, will he get sick? He's been after the squirrels for months, I saw one taunting him on the fence yesterday. I guess he done fucked up.
  10. I woke up before my alarm this morning. It was really dark, no light coming through the window. I didn't look at the clock but I figured it was about 2:30 or so. I thought "Well, I probably have a few more hours befo--" *ALARM*
  11. Impossible. Bob Stoops would've shot her dead to get that bag. She'd never have made it home.
  12. I don't agree, as I don't look around at shit when I come home. I go straight inside and do what the fuck ever. I'm also colorblind, so the color means dick to me. I realize this lady is not colorblind, I'm just speaking about how I would act. I hope you don't take this a me sticking up for this woman. I'm not a cop hater nor a "blue lives matter" guy, I just don't agree with the premise of "Floormat=guilty".
  13. You wouldn't make a mistake about the color of your car because a car is important, you NEED one, you paid a lot of money for it. I have a doormat but can't tell you exactly what it looks like because I don't give a shit, it's one of the most unimportant things I own. I helped pick it out and I don't remember shit about it. The only time I look for a mat is if I've stepped in mud and I'm at someone else's house. I don't normally step in mud, so I honestly couldn't tell you the last time I looked down for a doormat or even noticed if one was there.
  14. Just like all teachers are kind and helpful, all nurses are warm and caring, right? You honestly think they look for "keen perception" when hiring cops? How many awful stories have we seen on here and on the news about how a LOT of cops suck huge balls at their job? You and I might THINK the screening process should look for traits such as those but it does not.
  15. Are you telling me the thread about wives with their noses stuck in their phones 24/7 is all a lie??? Just about every person I see that's under age 30 can't walk around without looking down at their phone. Her walking around, oblivious of her surroundings, is one of the few things I think actually happened in this case.
  16. Yeah, I don't understand why anyone would think "THE FIXXX" would be in to beat Texas. If it was that simple, we'd win bedlam more than once a fucking decade.
  17. I'm underwhelmed by Sanders at this point. All I've heard was how he's got the strongest arm since Weeden but his deep balls against Tulsa were all underthrown. If he hits Wallace in stride, there'd be no PI. Plus he stares down the WRs too much, never looks at his progressions. I don't think we can get it done on Saturday if he plays like that.
  18. My nephew is still driving my dad's 2001 Frontier. He's a dumbass and doesn't take care of it but it doesn't seem to matter. It cannot be stopped, I guess.
  19. Our garbage walk-on QB beat you last year, so I don't think this matters that much. But if it makes you feel any better, I think Texas wins this one. I just don't have a good vibe about our team this year. Should be a good game, Horns pull away late.
  20. I agree but fuck the saints anyway for giving us that stupid interference review bullshit. They act like they're the first team to ever get fucked over by a bad call.
  21. No shit. I don't know if the Bengals are just pure garbage or what but I'll take it.
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