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Sandman

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  1. I don't understand people that act like she did. I guess she's used to crying and getting her way. Probably got her out of a ticket or two. Guess the worm has turned now.
  2. 100% fact. Why didn't she just follow the rules? I don't get people like that.
  3. Ah, he didn't exactly say he'd take the dog. But still, saying "You're not going to like it" comes across as ominous to me. They both seem like they suck.
  4. So the guy that filmed the dog lady posted on his own facebook page that, be fore he started filming, he threatened to take he dog from her and busted out dog treats to lure it away. WTF?
  5. I carried 600 lbs of tile from my truck bed to my room the other day, my back and legs were trashed.
  6. After 47 years, I'm gonna guess she'll pass on that.
  7. He said he was 33 and ready to do something else. Wanted to go out a winner.
  8. Can't believe Cejudo retired.
  9. Wife woke me up at 0545 with her tossing and turning. When I stirred, she said "Oh, are you up too?". I said I am now. She told me she'd been awake for an hour and she'd "Never get back to sleep now!". Ten mintues later, she's sawing logs. After staring at the ceiling for an hour, I said fuck it and got up.
  10. You think he's the type that only calls his friends when he's out of the house or his wife is away? I have a couple of buddies like that. Every time he calls me, he's at 7-11 or going to the store. He knows she'll give him the stinkeye if he calls from home, so he has to wait until he's alone because he doesn't want to hear her bitch. I couldn't live like that.
  11. I believe "Junebug" is the prefered nomenclature. At least, it was for the kid I knew.
  12. After 6 weeks of holding it down alone at the office, the higher-ups have implemented a weekly WAH rotation. Yesterday was my first day and holy shit, it was great. Almost a tad boring, as I ran out of work to do and had to wait for the people in-house to load up the queue. So I'm doing pretty good as of today.
  13. This is the same university that had an alum admit to paying for abortions and to bring whores to football players. I just assumed that paid porn subscriptions are part of the faculty recruitment package.
  14. I was told today that I'll be starting a weekly WAH rotation on Monday. So I've got that going for me. My wife's been working from home for a month, can't wait to tell her I'm gonna start banging my new coworker.
  15. About 3k. That includes the demo and a new floor for the bathroom and the area in front of the vanity. I've been told it's a good deal around these parts but WTF do I know?
  16. The shower pan is leaking so the whole thing has to be torn out and redone. And I'm only 90% white, I think that means I get a pass or something? 4 acres and a chicken? Maybe mediterranean folks don't count.
  17. We have a contractor coming over at noon to talk about our shower remodel, the time is 9:30 and I'm brushing my teeth. Her: Did you go to the bathroom already? Me: ....Yeah. Why? H: Well, I closed the lid to the toilet, just so it looks better for when he comes over. M: You know, I might have to use the toilet again in the next 2 and a half hours. H: Haha, yeah I guess. M: Also, I know how to raise and lower the lid without any help. H: Laughing stops. Tone intensifies.
  18. I did an event with your wife's V as well.
  19. It's about 70 miles NW of OKC, in the middle of nowhere.
  20. My ex sister-in-law went to rehab in Cushing. She's much better now but supposedly, Cushing is a great place to score some drugs. /CSB
  21. I had to change my work schedule from 10 hours/4 days a week to a regular 8-5 M-F, due to this pandemic. I swear I haven't felt better in quite a while. Not dragging ass on the way to work at 6, not falling asleep in my chair at home at 6:30. I don't think I was getting enough sleep, nor was I getting quality sleep. I would wake up feeling nauseous almost every day, hoping it would pass by the time I got out of the shower. And I really think it's helped mentally as well. I still get irritated but it doesn't linger, I just feel too good for it to stick. There was talk about my office geting rid of alternative schedules but even if they don't, I don't think I can go back. Working on Friday sucks but it's a small price to pay to feel this much better.
  22. My wife is working from home and she texted me this morning to tell me one of our dogs puked all over the living room rug. As an added plus, it appears he ate a pile of shit for breakfast. I'll get to enjoy the harrowing tale of my wife's heroic cleaning efforts tonight when I get home. I can't fucking wait. So if you like to tell stories like that, get a dog.
  23. You have just placed Maroon 5 in the pantheon of music legends and you need to answer for it, buddy.
  24. My money was deposited today. Conveniently, the shower in my master bath is leaking and has to be gutted and redone. The quote was in the neighborhood of $2000. Fucking hell.
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