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Sandman

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  1. He won't do shit. He'd get sued in a heartbeat if he has no proof. Haim can't exactly corroborate the story.
  2. I don't know if this is a real car or just an artist's rendering but I really like it. So dumb that they won't offer it in the US.
  3. I bought a tempurpedic over the weekend, last night was the 4th night I've slept on it. Pretty good so far. We got the hybrid with innersprings. Feels much better than the regular Tempurpedics IMO. The wife is happy, which is 70% of the battle.
  4. Ain't no houses on the south side for $220k. You live in Moore, buddy. Own that shit! JK, I hope you get this shit worked out. Best of luck.
  5. Many of them can't write a report for shit. I was in the office one day and saw a report that was written by one of our lieutenants. It was chock full of "He be, they is, we be" and enough misspellings to make me think a 5th grader had written it. Sadly, she wasn't alone. Not many of my coworkers were wordsmiths.
  6. I got some new, brighter light bulbs so I can read in bed and the wife was concerned. Her: I don't like it. Now when I go to bed, that bright light will be on and I go to bed before you do. Me: When? I go to bed around 9:30 because I have to be up at 5:30. You play on your phone in the living room until 10:30-11 because you don't have to be at work until 9:00. Tone
  7. When I worked in law enforcement/corrections, it was "Minimum amount of force necessary", which IMO is the best way to handle it. Deputy Dawg needs to GTFO. I'm no back the blue guy, either. These modern day morons are way too gung ho and feel like every interaction with the public is DEFCON 1.
  8. Hell no. You could open a can of chili with that chin.
  9. Is it a sign of old age that the first thing I thought when reading this was what exactly is the back stretch and how can I get one?
  10. Necro bump. Just got this a couple of weeks ago. I'm horrible at racing games but this one is fun as hell.
  11. This is bullshit IMO: https://jalopnik.com/tesla-remotely-removes-autopilot-features-from-customer-1841472617 What a screwjob. Tesla needs to fix this shit.
  12. How am I supposed to check out the tits on the chick I'm talking to if I take off my sunglasses?? You think I'm talking to her because I actually want to hear what she has to say?
  13. Yeah, caller ID ruined our prank calling fun. Looking back on it now, we were such assholes. I'm glad the youth of today can't call me and tell me how much I suck. Too bad their parents call me about my credit card debt, car warranty and health insurance plan.
  14. The local weather dorks in OKC are calling for us to get 4-6 inches. Which means a dusting, more than likely.
  15. I was in Ft. Myers for work 25 years ago. All of the young folks hated it ( I was young too but coming from OKC, I thought it was nice) because there was nothing to do. I guess they didn't have access to a boat or anything fun.
  16. Great options for teams full of young, black males. Nobody would bat an eye.
  17. I wonder if they'd refuse to serve a guy wearing sunglasses? Do you have to look them in the eye before they'll accept your order? I only use headphones when I'm doing stuff around the house, I don't get the whole idea of having to have music playing at all times. My kids used to be that way but they seem to have grown out of it.
  18. Ah, working the whole "free clothes" angle. Solid move.
  19. Avatar is Paul Stanley, the "Star-Child". Ace Frehely is the "Space Ace". Cocaine is a helluva drug.
  20. A german pegging video would not be my favorite foreign movie.
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