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Judge Roybeanbag

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  1. Just say it. The stock market has responded to my presidency, and every penny of that has gone into your pockets, unlike my enemy, and your enemy, Donald grift Trump, who steals from anyone and everyone to line his own pockets and stiffs everyone. He’s a shyster, a con man, a fraud. And has a tiny mushroom penis. He’s a typical tiny dick Republican.
  2. More book burning, Fatty. Go ahead and stick your dick in the sand. https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2022/feb/04/book-burning-harry-potter-twilight-us-pastor-tennessee
  3. Maybe the Supreme Court should have some guns pointed in their direction. Because that’s where this shittastic timeline is headed.
  4. This cracked me up.
  5. Dammit a rewrite. Out here in my feels (not fields)
  6. The old fashioned way, using child immigrants like Radical Larry with a vibrating head while vilifying them at the same time. Duh.
  7. Ahh, America. Turning ploughshares into full metal jackets.
  8. Not the same old trip it was back then, believe me.
  9. Back in the 1980s, I remember laughing about some homeowner guy who got convicted of negligent discharge of a firearm, for shooting his refrigerator because he thought the icemaker was an intruder making strange noises. Not so funny now.
  10. Out here in the fields I grift all my meals I let my lawyers do my living I don't need to fight I’m always right Alternative facts don’t need to be forgiven Don't cry Everything’s a lie It's only cognitive wasteland
  11. I'm stealing this, from the King of potential band name posters.
  12. If by “washed” he means random tide pods, empty Bud Light cans and dead brain cells bouncing around in stainless steel prison toilet bowl, I completely agree.
  13. Have any of you ever had a “conscientious objector” at work? I have an employee who married a Palestinian lady. She was a kid when the first war took place, and was forced to relocate to Egypt. As a result she didn’t get her vaccinations, for whatever reasons because refugees. Got TB or something and lost a lung as an adult. Now she is dying from cancer, and he’s like nah, fuck those guys. I’m not doing anything to help them do more of that. I’m at a loss as to what to do other than hey, I understand, I’d feel the same way. But here’s your job. If you want to quit, I understand.
  14. Mayhem! Good grief that kid they were passing around will probably never go to the doctor again without trauma.
  15. Left hand has rigor mortis, might still bang.
  16. They all thrive in a pile of shit, so you’re not wrong.
  17. Some day you will find me, caught beneath the pantslide Of a shit filled adult diaper on a ride
  18. I’m not arguing, just saying. Also, hotness is ok, but ability to put up with my shit > hotness. Otherwise I’d be single and navigating the hooker scene. I’m happy with my status quo.
  19. She’s no Hannah Montana!
  20. Used to go see Blue Mist there all the time in the early 90s!
  21. I don't know what it's called, but one of my other favorites is to saute olive oil, butter, garlic and a few red pepper flakes, add to spaghetti or bucatini and then toss with parmesan and toasted breadcrumbs. Also simple but a great side dish.
  22. We do this with ham, peas and parmagiano sometimes. Really good.
  23. Man, one of the best times of my life. I lived off Bent Tree and could walk across the street and get Luby’s. Or drive up a ways to Mesa, there was Little Italy, Wally’s and Roppollos pizza. Good times. Plus you could eat your Wally’s burger in the Anderson High parking lot.
  24. I wouldn’t go that far, but yeah, they aren’t that great. I did eat most of the bag though. On the other hand, these don’t suck.
  25. C’mon man, get fucking real. Vote democrat. At least we entertain your ideals.
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