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SydneyCarton

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  1. Sigh. I know that getting some kind of response is exactly what you want...but here we are. Sometimes I wonder if you’re capable of being truthful, or if your memory is just degrading with age. It was a 50 yard dash. There was no one else there. You don’t know how many yards you beat my by because you weren’t running backwards. And you always neglect to mention that since there was no one else there, you also acted as the Starter, at your own insistence. I’m sure there was no inherent advantage there. And the only time anyone has ever mentioned a parachute to you was a) questioning your favorite pair of pants and b) contemplating throwing you out of an airplane without one.
  2. The only thing worse than having to explain a joke to someone is when a person like you shows up and has to explain the joke to themselves out loud.
  3. If we really want to kill some boomers or see some fisticuffs, @closetojumping needs to roll up with a table and poster board like this:
  4. yeah, I blame that entirely on coaching. It was a stupid fucking mistake, just like our stupid special teams bullshit I the playoffs as well. It’s an outlier.
  5. I've got to say, I'm loving this confident, disdainful fire spitting Satya. More of him, please.
  6. There are a number of posters here who I think are perfectly fine to clean their gun while it was loaded…
  7. Fortunately you have a history of well respected takes that age well over time. I’m sure as a result this take here won’t get any pushback. Texas once was keeping Traylor warm as a backup plan to Sark. His contract history tells the story at UTSA. Let’s not pretend this notion was conjured out of thin air like a Helobious post.
  8. We knew what you meant.
  9. Who says “I really like HEB but can’t handle going under an underpass.” F the Kroger, but I enjoy the HEB as it is now…as in always about 3-5 hot women shopping Saturday morning.
  10. I don’t want a crossing route or a bomb going for 65 yards. The points all count the same. This is a good tackling team. I’ll take a chance on containing the dink and dunk versus getting smoked by the best WR off the line.
  11. The current HEB on shepherd is literally 5 blocks from the literal corner of oak forest. That’s about as adjacent as it gets, already.
  12. She’s advocating for it in multiple threads. It’s baffling. “Let’s act like aTm.”
  13. Yeah, I left off Mateer. His line and WRs might make his improvement over the last guy irrelevant, and I think he’s way overrated versus competition. But we’ll see. i just don’t think the national media understands how many of this years “starters” played seriously massive snaps last year.
  14. Eh. Lagway is an injury risk, but yes. Gunnar Stockton versus douche rocket? 50/50. Miss St, Marcel Reed, Paiva. I see lagway and the kid from the second half of Kentucky and the rest feels like a push.
  15. Well. we’re now SEC. Should we do as Aggie does?
  16. I remember when heat stroke basically ended Patrick Hudson’s career. And Jesus, just look at @immamac.
  17. Did you think aTm was our biggest game last year? Arkansas? Even Oklahoma? Were those games more important than GA, GA, Clemson, ASU or Ohio State? rivalries are great, but let’s not pretend beating a crippled Florida State is as big a game as potentially #1 coming into your house in a conference matchup.
  18. FIFY. And if you're real name is Jesse, well, sorry not sorry, Tex.
  19. Lights and a drone show....a year after big brother. how cute.
  20. This is performance art. Also imagine thinking throwing down 1k on a bet is going big.
  21. What kind of question is this? It's obviously @Burt
  22. So you grouped him with two teams moving on from their qbs last season why?
  23. Klubnick is still at Clemson.
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