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Red Five

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  1. I have seen enough over the last decade to know with very high confidence that if we all learned that Trump has been having sex with children, attitudes towards that would instantly change 180 degrees for tens of millions of people.
  2. In fact, let's play this out. Let's say the dems do investigate. And let's say that we all learn with 100% confidence that Trump made many trips to the island, and had sex numerous times with underage girls. Do you know what would happen next? Everyone in his orbit would shift to a pro-pedo stance. Then you'd see arguments on cable tv over whether we should all be pro or anti pedo. Assholes like Scott Jennings on CNN would suddenly be openly talking about how ridiculous our age of consent laws are, etc.
  3. So they can throw it on the pile? Yeah, let's investigate this Trump guy. He may not be entirely on the up and up. Wait until people find out.
  4. I considered it. The single worst ad campaign in history, and it's been going on for I don't know how many years now. "Don't sell your car. Give it away. To kids." "What? Give my car to kids? Why? Whose kids? Where?"
  5. So the president let someone who isn’t to be trusted, the richest man in the world… he let him pretty much destroy as much of our government as he saw fit. Seems like something like that might be a story.
  6. He also gave $300 million to the Republican candidate. As those of us in the political middle are want to do.
  7. Probably like remembering our wedding day for the rest of us.
  8. Sort of gilfy. I'd show her my banana.
  9. Wait, hold on. Are you telling me that Trump is absolutely shitting all over someone who 1) was in his innermost circle just days ago, and 2) literally gave him $300 million not too long ago? I can't believe it.
  10. The only heat stroke I’ve ever had in my life happened at a Texas football game. The 2021 opener that kicked at like 3:15 or something ridiculous. Mid second quarter: “Wait why am I cold now? And why am I so dizzy and nauseous?”.
  11. I’d settle for working water fountains. I searched for a while last year before finally filling up my empty bottle in the bathroom sink.
  12. When you consider the people involved, it might literally be the worst movie I've ever seen. I can't believe they filmed that script.
  13. It’s almost like that wasn’t the actual goal all along.
  14. Everyone seems to be sort of ok with it. I guess the real crime would be if Don Jr. had a laptop.
  15. I mean.... yeah? Duh? Kind of sucks that this even needs to be said.
  16. The first thing I notice is that he had eight kicks blocked last season.
  17. Spoiler I would like everyone to read the first paragraph, and remember that he had already been President for four years. Butterymales
  18. “Jordan! It’s about a golfer who hit the scene with a splash and immediately won a major. But he sucks now. Um, I should clarify that golfer is Happy Gilmore….”
  19. I don’t think it’s gonna happen here for Owens. He’s been recruited over already, before Bell gets here. And then we brought in a portal QB.
  20. I mean this guy just sounds like a real jerk.
  21. Oh hey white top.
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