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jimmyjazz

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  1. That's certainly not my main argument, but there was helmet to helmet. It's very clear in real time that the helmet collision forced Arch to the ground.
  2. What are the other 25%? "Asian" seems a stretch.
  3. What does that have to do with anything? If a QB starts to slide the defense is coached to back off. If they hit him anyway it's a personal foul if not targeting. The MSU guy should have gotten hit with targeting anyway.
  4. I think Arch made a terrible decision, and it's 50/50 he'll play against Vandy. If he doesn't play, we'll lose. Really bad decision. The idea that he has a BIGGER chance of getting concussed if he slides is nuts. Surly gonna surly.
  5. I'll let it go at that, but it's a really stupid reason.
  6. Are you fucking serious? You fucking slide after 9 on 1st and 10. Come on.
  7. Can't decide whether to laugh or cry.
  8. So let's say a cuck is a man whose wife/partner has cheated on him. Why is that used as a perjorative term?
  9. Explain. 1st and 10, and he's gained 8-9. Is that extra yard worth losing your QB?
  10. It's a fever dream, but please dear God let AOC take up Riley Gaines' offer to a debate. That would be like UCLA-Texas. (Dammit.)
  11. Well, the play where he got his bell rung he dove head first, so maybe they need to talk to Arch about that and not Sark. He does seem to slide more often than he did before, but on that play he put his head out there for the double whammy.
  12. Yeah, because we're not winning out.
  13. Dang, at least go for "pedophilism". (No idea if that's a word.)
  14. I'm a shade over 60 and even *I* understand the common use of the word "cuck", but sure, the Olde English apparently defines it as any dude whose wife or partner cheated on him. We need to rename this site "pedantichorns".
  15. Has this thread title ever been more appropriate, given that we're playing the Commode-ores?
  16. I mentioned it on some post before -- the tech and finance bro contingent at F1 was insufferable. I'm glad I went, but holy shit that crowd . . .
  17. I remember when Nick Saban and Urban Meyer were weren't shopping for houses in Austin. Pretend insiders, how do they work?
  18. Welcome to the ignore function you twit. Should have done it a long time ago. I desperately hope you didn't graduate from UT.
  19. Color me shocked that you missed a fucking obvious point. What does a cheating wife have to do with the husband and how does that make him a cuck?
  20. I'm sticking around while all you richy-riches bail so I can be the richy-rich. (Sort of.)
  21. How in the blue hell would you expect Sark might have full knowledge of an affair? wtf?
  22. I was knee deep in raising 4 kids and working at a startup when Herman was here. I never even heard all the rumors -- some, but clearly not all. What I do know is that Herman vastly overrated his own abilities, which I suppose isn't all that uncommon for a Type-A narcissist.
  23. Let's say it's true, and that it was Golden. The guy was drafted and is gone. What is an "investigation" going to turn up? Sark was pimping out his wife to players? Come on.
  24. If y'all haven't heard some pretty despicable comments in the stands, or seen them on forums (including surly), then I don't know what to say. @TwiceHorn made a salient point before I could: we know Beard's girlfriend was completely off the rails in NYC and there was no move to fire him for that. It was only when it got physical between her and Beard that the suspension and ultimate firing occurred. Sark's wife fucking around on him is not a reflection on him. Half of married couples experience infidelity. It's unfortunate but it is true. As far as Sark's loss of sobriety goes, which doesn't appear to be corroborated, I encourage people to talk to addicts you know about the daily grind. Beyond that, even if he DID go to rehab is there any reason to believe CDC didn't know? I agree that Sark doesn't deserve another raise. I can't say if any feelers he had out there about the NFL were about more money or just an attempt to maintain control of the OC position and play-calling. I don't really care, it ain't my money.
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