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jimmyjazz

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  1. I'm a shade over 60 and even *I* understand the common use of the word "cuck", but sure, the Olde English apparently defines it as any dude whose wife or partner cheated on him. We need to rename this site "pedantichorns".
  2. Has this thread title ever been more appropriate, given that we're playing the Commode-ores?
  3. I mentioned it on some post before -- the tech and finance bro contingent at F1 was insufferable. I'm glad I went, but holy shit that crowd . . .
  4. I remember when Nick Saban and Urban Meyer were weren't shopping for houses in Austin. Pretend insiders, how do they work?
  5. Welcome to the ignore function you twit. Should have done it a long time ago. I desperately hope you didn't graduate from UT.
  6. Color me shocked that you missed a fucking obvious point. What does a cheating wife have to do with the husband and how does that make him a cuck?
  7. I'm sticking around while all you richy-riches bail so I can be the richy-rich. (Sort of.)
  8. How in the blue hell would you expect Sark might have full knowledge of an affair? wtf?
  9. I was knee deep in raising 4 kids and working at a startup when Herman was here. I never even heard all the rumors -- some, but clearly not all. What I do know is that Herman vastly overrated his own abilities, which I suppose isn't all that uncommon for a Type-A narcissist.
  10. Let's say it's true, and that it was Golden. The guy was drafted and is gone. What is an "investigation" going to turn up? Sark was pimping out his wife to players? Come on.
  11. If y'all haven't heard some pretty despicable comments in the stands, or seen them on forums (including surly), then I don't know what to say. @TwiceHorn made a salient point before I could: we know Beard's girlfriend was completely off the rails in NYC and there was no move to fire him for that. It was only when it got physical between her and Beard that the suspension and ultimate firing occurred. Sark's wife fucking around on him is not a reflection on him. Half of married couples experience infidelity. It's unfortunate but it is true. As far as Sark's loss of sobriety goes, which doesn't appear to be corroborated, I encourage people to talk to addicts you know about the daily grind. Beyond that, even if he DID go to rehab is there any reason to believe CDC didn't know? I agree that Sark doesn't deserve another raise. I can't say if any feelers he had out there about the NFL were about more money or just an attempt to maintain control of the OC position and play-calling. I don't really care, it ain't my money.
  12. Let's say that's true. wtf does that have to do with Sark?
  13. Accusations aren't proof. I'm not saying it's not true, I'm not connected. I do have empathy for an addict, though. You know, maybe consider the personal turmoil in the preceding 12 months. As far as his wife goes, wtf? Her "embarassing" the school isn't a fireable offense and frankly smacks of racism.
  14. Some of you people are really fucking petty.
  15. To whatever degree wikipedia can be trusted, which is oftent "not much" but in this case "probably", it's pretty clear Sark was the USC QB coach and Kiffin was the OC. Play-calling duties are more of an unknown. As noted above, Sark takes the blame for 4th and 2 but that doesn't mean much.
  16. jimmyjazz replied to blacklab's topic in Austin
    Underseason the overcooked eggs.
  17. Jesus, I'm not THAT old.
  18. To the best of my knowledge, toy guns typically have a red muzzle cap. You wouldn't be able to see it holstered, though. Annie's right wing knee jerk bullshit acknowledged.
  19. So this showed up in the mail yesterday, no cost:
  20. I ate there a lot, and one of my friends was their main baker for years. I thought the food was great. Well, great for vegetarian.
  21. Yeah, we used to eat breakfast quite often at the OG Curra's when we lived on Nickerson St in Travis Heights. Their Oaxacan coffee is the tits.
  22. I don't think anyone is suggesting we hire Harbaugh. It was part of the NFL <> college discussion. I have zero interest in replacing Sark.
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