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jimmyjazz

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  1. I got a 44 but I have no idea what that means. I want my time back.
  2. I'm not a big guy and I got very adept at the side-step and shuffle to worm my way to the front, but over the years I've lost interest. But yeah, if you get in front of me so tight that I might as well be rogering you, we have a problem.
  3. Yeah, this doesn't seem to be one of those Texas teams with a whole lot of intrateam connections, regardless of what Sark says about "culture". I keep saying it, and I believe it: this ain't our year.
  4. Yeah, I pointed that out -- he was thinking of that particular combine.
  5. I can't believe you didn't think of a Baris Pizza & Pasta pink sauce angle.
  6. My nephew is visiting, and he was adamant that Stoops did the right thing on 4th down in OT. I argued the opposite, regardless of what "analytics" might say, because we could not move the ball. What happened? We didn't move the ball but won the game anyway. To the kid's credit, he capitulated and said "yeah, I get your point".
  7. "Merit" = white. Can they voice their "conservative" views in the classroom? Intentionally vague, which provides an easy out to squash free speech that is center or left of center.
  8. Uh, 20 guys have run the 40 faster than 4.29 sec since 1999. Note: I'm not disputing the idea that 4.29 sec is flat flying, it is.
  9. Y'all are forgetting that Wingo excels at missing wide open receivers when he throws the ball.
  10. Yup. Bathrooms are a hike, but that's a worthy tradeoff.
  11. jimmyjazz replied to blacklab's topic in Austin
    I modified your mom last night.
  12. jimmyjazz replied to blacklab's topic in Austin
    Yeah, margherita is typically my way to benchmark a new pizza joint.
  13. Looks like Katharine Hepburn Axl Rose lost some weight!
  14. The local Austin sports guys were commenting this morning that Arch has already been hit as many times this season as Quinn got hit all year. I don't know if that includes the post-season. It obviously doesn't include his two missed starts along with a large part of a third game. Even so, that factoid (if true) is pretty mind boggling.
  15. jimmyjazz replied to blacklab's topic in Austin
    DeSano is very good, but pricey. I could have sworn that they didn't allow modifications, but on their order page it's clearly possible to eliminate some toppings. Was it just no substitutions or add-ons?
  16. jimmyjazz replied to C-Man's topic in Movies and TV
    How exactly would Grasso escape prison time?
  17. Are you of the opinion that people are stating otherwise?
  18. You sound like the 40 YO bald tech bros yapping on the shuttle to COTA this weekend. They knew everything about everything, and (shocker) were big Joe Rogan fans. Seem familiar?
  19. It's remarkably uninteresting
  20. jimmyjazz replied to C-Man's topic in Movies and TV
    What does that mean?
  21. jimmyjazz replied to C-Man's topic in Movies and TV
    I don't think they can bring any of the task characters back, save maybe Martha Plimpton's. It needs to be a whole new story.
  22. jimmyjazz replied to C-Man's topic in Movies and TV
    Ruffalo needs an Emmy (if that's a thing for cable series, I don't pay attention). That courtroom speech was nails.
  23. Immediately preceded by the play when Endries has two guys he could block and picks neither.
  24. Just for fun, and it doesn't matter much, but career rushing stats for Quinn & Arch: Quinn: negative 0.4 ypc Arch: positive 4.1 ypc #turdinpunchbowl
  25. What moron believed the lie that "there would be no demolition of existing White House structures" to build this vanity ballroom? If it's integrated into the main structure, shit's coming down. Otherwise, it's a separate building with some kind of covered walkway, perhaps walled in with some kind of interface to each building and maybe HVAC, which would fall right in line with the architectural standards currently in place (lol). (Not that Trump gives a shit about architectural standards, he wants to live in Versailles.)
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