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jimmyjazz

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  1. Actually 3 (Dave, Captain Sensible, and Rat Scabies) along with Monty Oxymoron.
  2. Thanks. I haven't liked much of what I've heard. My daughter's band is touring with them this summer for a bit. (Ironically, they have also toured with The Spits.) I'm thinking we'll save our rare trip for Shaky Knees Festival in Atlanta.
  3. lulz . . . out of the blue the announcers are dropping softball bombs on A&M.
  4. Didn't that jukebox have like 20 songs on it?
  5. I have a great memory. For instance, I remember quite clearly that you are a contrarian egotistic intellectually stunted motherfucker, and that you offer nothing of substance but seem to get off on acting smarter than most (which you most certainly are not), annie.
  6. Ain't nothing wrong with the Janis version.
  7. Contrarian egotistic intellectually stunted motherfuckers like @Anastasis want to circle back and criticize US policy in fighting a pandemic that killed 1.2 MILLION PEOPLE IN THIS COUNTRY ALONE and yet offer absolutely nothing of substance that would have helped in real time. Typical.
  8. The only time I ever tested positive for Covid my illness was roughly as benign as an allergy attack. It was essentially a 16-hour headache. I didn't test because I felt awful, I tested because my wife DID feel awful and she had a positive test. I've had a half dozen vaccines and boosters, though. It would not shock me if most people have caught covid, vaxxed or not, and their situations just never rose to the level of shittery that would prompt them to even test. And, once you've had it you are almost surely more immune down the road. And, the tests aren't perfect. All that said, our knowledge and herd immunity are vastly different now than they were in the spring of 2020, and anyone who wants to rewrite that history can take a long walk off a short pier.
  9. Plenty of Carribean and South American picadillos use black olives.
  10. Golly, I just can't figure out why some Black South Africans might have a problem with white people.
  11. All else being equal, I'd certainly rather get a team that's playing their 3rd game in 3 days. So, yes.
  12. Trouble in paradise?
  13. There are many ways one can revel in Aggie Failure (tm).
  14. Hot take. An arterial stent inserted into your asshole has ZERO efficacy against cardiac arrest.
  15. I sense an upward trajectory on the Aggie roller coaster.
  16. Well that sucks
  17. Well, the pandemic didn't kill off enough of the morons, so . . .
  18. Color me shocked that slorch is (once again) reinventing history and science.
  19. It's not just rain. They predicted hail and lightning along with high winds and even large tornados. Any lightning detected within (I think) 10 miles triggers a delay, and the game probably wouldn't have even started before 8:30 PM. Personally, I like the idea of A&M having to play two back to back today if they somehow win game one.
  20. Were you born an asshole or did you just not get your asshole vax?
  21. jimmyjazz

    Mammoth WVH

    At least wolfie knows how to tune a drum kit.
  22. You stirred it with your finger?
  23. AAA is so woke.
  24. Point of order: "permission" and "consent" are synonyms, Nancy.
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