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MissingInAction

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  1. Not till May but they may move it up with encouragement. My friend who is a hedge fund manager was with me. She wrote everything down while i went blank with shock. She has an eye for detail and gets paid a lot for it, so it was comforting having her with me. Salvaging the arm would mean a fuckton of chemo and radiation. I'll see what MDA says.
  2. And some booty!
  3. Dude wants to take my arm so I'll be getting a second opinion.
  4. I meet with Williams at 8 am tomorrow. Saw the full PET scan today. My liver is "juicy" according to the docs. It is definitely localized to the elbow. No signs anywhere else on my sexy body.
  5. Why do I have to answer questions about where my dick has been? The litany of shit I had to fill out today was mind boggling bullshit.
  6. Hello fellow old white person.
  7. Is that Dick-on?
  8. I was instructed to eat nothing but protein. No beer makes Homer something something
  9. I see my PCP tomorrow then oncologist the following day.
  10. Calcification in the arteries. I dgaf. Cancer isn't killing me.
  11. The scan reports it's localized to the tumor, and I need to lay off the cheese.
  12. Worse. I'm a ginger. We all die. I thought my end would come at the hand of a hail of bullets. Shit I'm still posting so fuck you death. Not today.
  13. A pool is a pool.
  14. I'm past the sad sack phase. Now it's time to party.
  15. This God damn bullshit. Knowing you assholes are here helps. How do you assholes help? Just keep posting,you fucking cunts!
  16. A dues ex machina where Punisher saves the day. Cheesy? Yes. Would I care? No. I'll watch that with my pants around my ankles.
  17. Those fucking cunts don't give a shit about fuck when it comes to our environment.
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    Holy shit episode 4 is the plot from First Blood. The part where muscles gets picked up anyway. Almost line for line. I'm calling Stallone.
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