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MissingInAction

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  1. Shit that isnt what Guy Fiery marched for.
  2. Haven't y'all seen Revenge of the Nerds?
  3. Those shells look like my moms old douche bag but thats in Ohio.
  4. Looks like the guy who plays slots at the speedy stop around the corner.
  5. Sorry. He was on the last bus after letting all the familes and couples go before him. Hes already looking into counseling. Cant imagine the horror of such an experience.
  6. Heard from a friend today who left a hotel near the river the night before. His buddy stayed behind because he still had a few nights paid for. So he calls the next night/ morning at 4 am saying water is half way up to the second floor where he was at. He also said people were trying to leave in their cars as the water rose. All of them swept away before his very eyes as he watched from the balcony. His truck is gone but he made it out safe as the last one from the hotel. When he got off the bus parents swarmed him asking about their kids.
  7. Personally observing how much actual shit they eat I may be off scrimps for a while.
  8. My local cant pronounce my name so its always, oooh guy like the mooshooo. Yes, i like the mooshoo.
  9. Tires is greatness.
  10. Next time i ride in a car with someone I'm telling them they smell like fucked butthole. Im in tears.
  11. Can I seek asylum in Ireland once they start rounding up gingers?
  12. He's the only "human" I'd command my dog to attack. Actually I dont think she'd have to be commanded.
  13. Better have a Franco in it, or I'm out.
  14. Im convinced McDeez uses it as their "special" sauce.
  15. Can confirm. Theres a splash of relish in it too i think. That or I added it myself.
  16. I can hear the mosquitoes fucking, but ill take it.
  17. Its all the Brazilian fart porn in your browsing history.
  18. He fucked a garden gnome, or the garden gnome fucked him.
  19. War fighters sounds like a character class in a D&D ripoff.
  20. Great news! Im there every Wednesday afternoon. Mondays for nulesta injection. At the st davids north for a sack o blood with a side of platelets. Its full of olds watching fox news. Already turned off the tv nearest me. They're too weak to object.
  21. Hey man! Just a few bad apples. Thats all.
  22. Im not creating an ig account so what am i missing?
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