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MissingInAction

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Everything posted by MissingInAction

  1. I've seen a crystal butt plug in person.
  2. I've just read ten reasons to have Thanksgiving at Lubys.
  3. I heard we were only showing SEC scores on the ticker during the game. Hope it's true. Fuck yormack in the goat ass.
  4. Nobody you've spoken to "admits" to posting on surly.
  5. I stabbed my cousin in the hand with my fork when he tried to take half the pan of dressing. This was in the 80s and no one batted an eye.
  6. It's a pretty simple forensics procedure to identify an accelerant post ka-boom. Haven't read the whole thread but has it been determined if it was the gas tank or something else?
  7. Probably a Saudi influence in this fuckery.
  8. I never pass up an opportunity to shit on the floor.
  9. If the worst happens I'm burning Lubbock to the ground. The entire world will smell it for a decade.
  10. I can mark, "cattle 69'ing each other", off the bingo card. God damn you sick fucks.
  11. Americans could learn alot from Ukrainian people. Especially here in Texas.
  12. Try being over 6 ft tall you fat fucking retard.
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