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MissingInAction

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  1. You haven't lived until you've had a gummer.
  2. I depend on these dip shits for job security. Bring em on!
  3. In the wise words of Metallica, fuck them all, fuck them, no ragrets.
  4. Anyone who doesn't get vaccinated is an outright idiot. Unless immunocompromised of course.
  5. I recommend Zoloft. My resting heart rate is 68 bpm after a year of therapy.
  6. I do not get boners when she jostles my junk, so I'd say negative.
  7. I'm getting the most out my premium on every visit. My doc is a tiny asian woman, and her hands are very cold.
  8. Well he's got upper management written all under him.
  9. I've had a few visits to the Dr recently, and I don't fill out any of that bullshit. If my balls are literally in your hands I'll answer whatever questions you have.
  10. Mild? Lol You're either one of us or you aren't.
  11. Were it not for my annual check up, my member would be very lonely.
  12. Legend. F the off-season.
  13. Our D line has been absolute beasts for a while now. Even during the walk through the desert.
  14. I'm glad I don't live with you. That's a fart recipe.
  15. Moar chili! Ran out of veggies so this is pure deer. And butter. I'm not a savage. VID_20250121_184014910.mp4
  16. What if I don't give a shit? At all. Am I allowed to walk through life without shame? Everyone on this planet who isn't an asshole has my full support, surly excepted.
  17. I'm watching Gladiator 2 so this hits close to everything we already know.
  18. Luna is not a "shitty little dog". She's a star at surly tailgate parties and elsewhere.
  19. I think the bitch is scared to death of getting assassinated.
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