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MissingInAction

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  1. In a land void of TP, those with bidets shall become kings.
  2. May take you up on that. Sounds like my hood.
  3. Yep. Everyone in the service industry was ass out.
  4. There was a line like that in front of my place that wrapped around for blocks. played music and passed out water while I got tanked on whiskey.
  5. 1k 9mm rounds 500 0/0 shotgun shells. If things run low go to the hacienda marts in the hood. They always have stuff. Total gold mines during covid.
  6. If this parade happens and it doesn't tip shit off then I don't know what the fuck. Just watch it burn while cackling myself into insanity by the light of the flames.
  7. Cutting social programs in the name of efficiency, then this parade shit. He's taking a big shit on all of us and laughing about it.
  8. They just moved me to a new room, much nicer. So, no dildo care packages to rm 561 please. Only 20 hours to go
  9. Pop is still in the front office. He won't suffer any bitchassedness at all.
  10. I bought about 10k in gold chains a few months ago. Easy to hide if you know what I mean.
  11. Fuck it. I'm in.
  12. I want the parade. It will be such a low class white trash affair, and I want the world to see it. Every American to see it. Dotards mind on parade.
  13. We talking bout? Viewership? It's about dem scrips, yo!
  14. So just set out the zucchini suggestively before she gives me a CHG rub down?
  15. Oh it's real, and was delivered by a young mother and her toddler. Then I opened my gift in front of a visiting lady friend. Never seen her laugh that hard. She wants to meet y'all. Just started final ifax bag for the cycle. Only 3 hours but I've got another 20 hours of mesna before I can leave. I'm going stir crazy up in this bitch
  16. I called it the dick wrecker.
  17. Same. Although the max app is an absolute piece of shit. I have to reboot the PS5 sometimes to get it to work. Yes I've deleted and reinstalled the app with latest shit box version.
  18. The meth dealers would be more lucrative.
  19. The same reason we have to call out anyone spreading the hate and maga cult bullshit. If someone brings that shit up around you it is your fucking duty to shut it down. We are far past the point for polite dialogue. Tell them the fucking truth straight to their grease covered faces.
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