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MissingInAction

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  1. Isn't it the space between the bunghole and the nut sack?
  2. Dictatorships are often characterised by some of the following: suspension of elections and civil liberties; proclamation of a state of emergency; rule by decree; repression of political opponents; not abiding by the procedures of the rule of law; and the existence of a cult of personality centered on the leader.
  3. You're dumber than a box of dead crickets. You contradict your dumb ass with every post you smash in with your dick beaters.
  4. His face annoys me.
  5. Austin Butler? Out.
  6. Welll that explains a lot about Saturday.
  7. My complex uses boilers to heat water for the entire place. You can melt your skin off with the tap water.
  8. I chose poorly. Jfc
  9. Well now I have to watch Monster. I love shit like this.
  10. Have they hit poot's palace there yet?
  11. Rained for a solid hour here in Houston yesterday afternoon. Swamp Ass activated.
  12. Major league yabos!
  13. Bullets for weed. Good for packing a bowl when going out. Pack it, cap it, and toss in your pocket. Its good for a couple hits before you're sucking the lighter flame straight down your throat.
  14. Everyone of those cart cunts is not only a piece of shit but a fat piece of shit.
  15. Got denial of service due to traffic.
  16. I just sat at Fannin and Bertner for 15 minutes while the trolly sat in the intersection shitting itself.
  17. Dude! Fire totally melts ice! Fire is woke AF.
  18. You just kmow there was lots of Bud Ice fueled banging going on in there.
  19. Good to hear. Hitting up Kirby Ice house for ousux Saturday.
  20. Way too close to St Davids. Glad they were able to contain it. Lots of bed ridden people just yards away.
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