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MissingInAction

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  1. Let us not exclude Ram drivers.
  2. Ducks when approaching your position
  3. No but Im friends with several.
  4. I wear sweats underneath jeans when it's ball shrinking cold out. That, ski jacket, gloves, and a toque is plenty for necessary trips outside.
  5. "This isn't my Captain America!" Caused me to fall off my couch.
  6. This. When I wasted part of my life trying to form a relationship with magat family (even before maga existed) they would regularly state their sick opinions that all homosexuals should be killed. These sick twisted fucks have always been among us.
  7. It's what we do.
  8. Those dudes had scores to settle they couldn't in NHL play.
  9. Ive got a claymore at the top of my front door.
  10. Over/under on how many of those sticks have been up his butt?
  11. Texas has always allowed renters to get turbo fucked.
  12. Shit we would do the same to foreign soldiers running through our cities and killing our families.
  13. Godsmack was my go to for working out.
  14. In a past life maybe.
  15. Developed a goey lump on my left elbow a few months ago. Thought was tennis elbow or bursitis but no such luck they don't know what it is . I couldn't make through the MRI awake because the pain from the positioning of my arm so Im getting knocked the fuck out next week for another one. Wish me luck.
  16. I used to do that all the time with my 85 Accord. I'd wait with a cold beer to witness the fat fuck crawling over the passenger side. Your wife is an idiot.
  17. Can confirm. Nurses party. I got passed around by a few from the hospital I used to work at.
  18. In the 69 her Humpty nose will tickle your rear.
  19. I'm putting this on my tombstone: "Why are you looking down here? The joke is in your pants."
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