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MissingInAction

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  1. I was on a Vonlane to Houston when this happened so I've got my alibi.
  2. Dump ordered fed flags to half mast because of course he did.
  3. What's her catch phrase? I bet its something like, "And thats how you know THIS girl is country! Know what I mean yall?"
  4. Freddy got Fingered
  5. Back and to the right. The way his hands go up with clenched fists is usually a sign of death.
  6. I dont know what to think about anything. Could be our Duke Ferdinand/ Gulf of Tonkien/ Ft sumter flash point into hell. Curious what the shooter motivation was.
  7. Headed back to MDA in style.
  8. The Matrix. 3D fight scenes, bullet time, etc..
  9. My friends husband is into this dumbasss shit. Dude blathered about all his ducky scores or some fucking shit for an hour. I wanted to kick him in his uterus.
  10. I bet JJ Twat is a demon in the sack. Ive been to a couple cowboys games up in the boxes. Cowboys sucked but I got hammered on stash and woodfords. Those seats and the acccess to them keeps you clear of the peasants.
  11. Yea all the time.
  12. Pics or gtfo.
  13. A friend in high school got the nickname Capy due to his yuge planetoid of a heed.
  14. Anything can be a butt plug if you're brave enough.
  15. 5 years.... yea 5 years...
  16. Luna’s surgery went perfectly and I'll be bringing her big doped up ass home soon.
  17. Isolate yourself is the best advice i can give. Wear a mask if you have to go out. I FAFO the hard way.
  18. Yea I dont think anyone here needed help with that.
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