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Crapinon

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  1. Nice of her to let him try on her corps uniform.
  2. I'm betting there will be more puking from the Nebraska fans this week than from the offensive linemen.
  3. I share this pic before every Super Bowl. Too bad they cut out the bottle of Fresca at his feet. RIP
  4. I think there supposed to be luminaries or whatever you call the paper bags that are floated by candles.
  5. Billy on ESPNU this morning: "Jimbo, JIMbo, JIMBO! One of the best offensive lines in the SEC! JIMBO!! The offense struggled in scrimmage because our defensive front is the awesomest, bestest, ever. JIMBO! We can go undefeated this year but 10-2 minimum. JIMBO!!! National champion contender next year, book it! And JIMBO!!!!!!!!!"
  6. You can schedule a meeting at any DPS office. A buddy from Southlake was going to Midland and scheduled his in Baird on the day of his travel. I scheduled one yesterday for tomorrow morning in the Abilene office. And I have enough documentation to make their head spin.
  7. Don't forget about the Fresca.
  8. Hurricanes hit Blackburg in September in 1996 & 1999. They did not play A&M those years. They were hit in 2003 but it happened in July.
  9. Yes, she's quite the lady! I wonder if she wolverines her salad like she does the steaks?
  10. Because everyone else lies.The real reason for the horrible 40 times at the NFL combine. "If you’re an NFL GM, there are two conclusions you can draw here. The first, and likely most common, is that the Texas A&M football team is full of extremely slow players. The second and, in my opinion, the stronger possibility here is that Texas A&M is one of few schools that didn’t fudge the numbers."
  11. I actually got to see him play in 1970 when Texas demolished TCU at Amon Carter. RIP
  12. I'm kid of disappointed that the sequel to Nude Nuns With Big Guns will probably not be made because it's tied up in litigation.
  13. I am real picky about the cleanliness of the restaurants I eat at but I will buy banana bread from every recovering addict selling it going door to door to support their recovery house/program. I've never had any bad loaves or gotten sick.
  14. Marquess of Queensberry Rules.
  15. Luckily for him the forkulance was right on the scene.
  16. I'm going to say 9 because my Kool-Aid is from the trashcan punch we used to make with Eveclear and rum.
  17. Lucky he had training before the jump
  18. I bought my mega-billion loto ticket this morning and as I was leaving Allsups (no burrito) I stepped over a penny and picked it up. So I feel really good about my chances tonight.
  19. I tried watching this at work, so I had the sound off and the CC on, reading the text. Without the sound he looks like a guy with Tourette's syndrome or someone having a seizure.
  20. Reminds me of this movie: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0115964/?ref_=nv_sr_srsg_0
  21. In the mid 70's, Chevrolet made a V8 Monza that required you to loosen the motor mounts and lift the engine to change the back spark plug. And one of Dodge's big luxury cars required removing the front wheel and all the wheel well covings to get to a front spark plug from underneath the card.
  22. I watched the '75 movie Tommy on a fluke and made 2 observations. It's a very mediocre 70's movie and Ann Margaret was the smokiest of smoke shows.
  23. Old Grumpy Bastard could be a good nickname but when someone called out that name, you probably wouldn't be the only one who responded to it.
  24. A friend of mine had a motto; "It's a sorry pair of feet that will stand still and let your ass take a beating." Someone should have told her she could take a couple of steps out of the path of a punch.
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