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Blotto

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  1. I assume these are for college football fans that also think Jimmy Fallon is the funniest comedian going.
  2. Agreed. Making him the highest paid manager when he has zero World Series appearances to his credit and a .368 playoff winning percentage(7-12) in 9 seasons is laughable. Ricketts lucked into his fortune through the genetic lottery, so I guess what does he care.
  3. Pretty sure I caught them at the old Austin Coliseum one summer in school.
  4. And the first game is in the books I have no idea what a Spalding is, but I'd be very disappointed if their team name isnt "Smails"
  5. Few things I hate as much in football as watching alternating QBs in a game. Fucks up the rhythm of the offense too much. Pick a guy and let him play. If he cant get it done, stick the other guy in. Alternating two freshman QB's seems less than ideal.
  6. Lulz. I can't feel sorry for any athlete that has earned $300M + endorsements to bounce a fucking ball. Plenty of great athletes never win a championship, but he did. Probably could have won more in GS, but he chose to team up with two of the biggest head cases in the league instead. The only athletes I feel sorry for are the ones who experience career ending injuries before ever getting to realize their potential. KD will go down as an all-time great with generational wealth, and he wouldn't want you to feel sorry for him.
  7. I can envision it now.... "Jimbo broke Johnson's ribs with that vicious cheap shot on the sideline. Fired for cause. Hey Dabo.....call me!"
  8. Shut up and take your teabagging like a man
  9. It was a clusterfuck long before I was born, has been a clusterfuck as long as I have been aware of the concept of Israel, and will be a clusterfuck long after I'm dead. I laugh at the prospect of a lasting peace as long as sky daddies drive the narrative.
  10. Who knows. But whatever they do, I have full confidence that those fucknuts will make the worst decisions possible. They are hardwired for failure at an institutional level. They simply cant unfuck themselves.
  11. As he's pretty much the consensus #1 pick, If I'm the GM holding that pick, I'm praying I'm not in the market for a QB. I also agree he's a bit of a head case, which isnt really what you look for in a franchise QB.
  12. You argue like a woman.
  13. I dont give a fuck about last years bowl game. I saw us lose to a shit ass OU team, and struggle with Houston. They would rape our secondary. But its a stupid fucking argument because if they win out, they 100% absolutely will get in because every computer poll and human on the planet (except possibly you) would put them in ahead of us. Jesus Christ
  14. Huskies are a deserving team. every team has their warts this year.
  15. Meh...if we win out, we have the H2H win @ bama . If we dont win out, it wont make a shit.
  16. Both QBs with over 100 yds rushing and 150 yds passing in the first half.
  17. I should trademark the phrase "Poggi Style" in case this dude becomes the next Saban.
  18. 10 years. $95Mil. Nine straight losses on the road. Honestly, this guy "gets aggy" perhaps better than any other coach in their history.
  19. Looks like he's dropped 100, tbh. Good for him.
  20. I believe they call that "pulling a Mizzou"
  21. Its been an offensive explosion in the 2nd half. NW threatening to tie it up at 7.
  22. I think Sark is a mediocre game day head coach. But at the same time, he recruits well and it appears our staff does a pretty good job evaluating talent. If slapdicks like Miles, Coach O, Jimbo, and Chizik can win it all with the right QB, Sark/Texas absolutely can. It would be nice to have both talent and a good X's and O's guy on the sideline, but if you have to pick one, you obviously go with the guy that acquires top shelf talent. Sark getting run out of town within 5 years, Sark winning a national championship, or Sark winning a national championship and then getting run out of town within the next 5 years ....all of those scenarios seem plausible to me. But holy shit, the guy is a clownshow on gameday. He kind of reminds me of Lesticles in that regard. He does several things a game that make me want to throw shit at the TV. At least he doesn't eat grass, I guess.
  23. This fucking kicker has to be sweating this one
  24. cause we saw how effective that was against OU
  25. We should start calling TO's now, so there's some time
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