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Parliament

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  1. Lil Kim’s firing squad gonna get busy.
  2. Manufacturers gonna raise prices $200. #enshittening
  3. I’m gonna go ahead and say that in a fight, Musk is a bleeder with a glass jaw.
  4. Free?
  5. And hope none of your kids are in that unlucky 4% who the vax doesn't help.
  6. Here’s what’s gonna happen. One if these Russian shitbox ships is gonna lose power and/or fuck up it’s anchor. Poland remembers >200 years of history and says, “Never again.” They start shooting, Russia tries to shoot back. Article 5 kicks in. We’ve read that the Scandinavian nations have navies built control the Baltic. They let go of the leash, shit goes down and a buncha Russian shitbox ships get turnt into driftwood. We have the biggest naval battle since the Jutland. https://kyivindependent.com/poland-intercepts-russian-sanctions-evading-ship-near-critical-baltic-power-cable-tusk-says/
  7. Truth is, it doesn’t take much diet and exercise effort to see tangible results. Cut 1-2 things out, do weights-cardio 3 hours a week and all the sudden you’re a ballah.
  8. You see it coming and just can’t wait for the punchline.
  9. Will these taxi’s spend the whole ride lecturing passengers on the horrors of white genocide?
  10. So he was tricked to come to the US so we could send him to the UK? I'll allow it. ETA Watched that vid. Yeah he's definitely a homosexual (NTTAWWT) with serious self-loathing issues.
  11. It’s not a glitch, it’s a feature. St. Petersburg is built on a swamp and they used the bodies of dead workers as fill. A Russian man born in 1920 had like a 25% chance of being alive in 1947. Or something. Chechnya war. Russian soldiers hadta literally eat dogs. Ukraine. “Recon by meat.” Send a buncha rubes across the front line. Ukraine opens up the machine guns and kills them, and expose their own position. Russia sends drones. If Russian leaders don’t mind sending them to die, we don’t either. Kill them faster. More. Only way this war will be won.
  12. That’s a Florida State 2024 football fall.
  13. And lotsa cup holders.
  14. T&P to President Biden and his family. Never liked him as a President, but cancer I would wish on few people. And cancer in the bone has gotta be extra bad. Happy trails, Mr. Biden.
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