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Parliament

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  1. As fun as it is to be an ahole about it, we don’t have the privilege. We got a war to win and every thing we do needs to be to that end. So. Grit your teeth and say it with me: ”Excellent idea, Sir. You’re 100% right. We all agree with you and wait for your orders.”
  2. If an Imperial Storm Trooper shot as a Star Trek red shirt, what would happen?
  3. The plain old Ferd Terus was the #1 car in America for quite some time. You don't get there w/o being good at...something.
  4. Hey guys heads up. Bodybuilding.com is going to pot. Ordered up a resupply of #brotein and it never showed. They told me my address was no good, despite the fact it’s the same address they’ve delivered to for years. Hadta email them, twice, for a refund. Refund has not showed so I reported the fraud on my cc. So where should I go for my whey protein?
  5. And now he's maybe on our side. Lete us allow it.
  6. You picked the wrrrong neighborhood, motherfucker!
  7. Yeah he’s been slow to figure out a truth we’ve known for hundreds of years, but we welcome him to the cause just the same.
  8. And what kinda twisted shit will we see in NSAA?
  9. Shit-talk on Surly more? I know I would/will.
  10. Where’s the Mexican ship?
  11. I was gonna say he actually looks healthier. Lost some weight and got enough sun he doesn’t literally glow in the dark. Again this goes back to the opportunity he’s blowing. You own a car company that literally greater the genre. Your satellite internet is changing the world. You’ve had at least one 3 way with a movie star and an underwear model. Just lean into that. Close Twitter, take the write off, quit DOGE, move back to Austin and live the dream, Man. Good Lord don’t be so stupid.
  12. Fake. Not enough tattoos and piercings.
  13. Wait that came out wrong.
  14. More direct evidence that dogs need to be eradicated.
  15. Ronin. Again. Likely I’ve posted this a few times already. #noregrets “What do you want for Christmas?” ”My two front teeth.” ”May your wish be granted.” (Steps outside and shoots a guy.)
  16. Leave the IP dormant for 15 years and bring him back. Never underestimate TC.
  17. Oh she backdoor. She backdoor very much.
  18. Will Canadians give it to American tourists?
  19. Not as good as #4, but definitely worth it. The submarine scene. Woof.
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