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Parliament

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  1. And bigger wheels. Don’t hate.
  2. He might be overplaying it. But good on him for following a regime. Make sure she sees all the neighborhood Karens checking out the new, buff UT_O81. She has competition now, and needs to up her game.
  3. I've stared at fat chicks wearing bikinis, and I think it's more like what you're experiencing.
  4. It’s definitely magic. A friend is/was pre diabetic and got on it a month ago. Down 20#. Said you gotta literally set a reminder to eat. Appetite totally gone. Gotta meal plan to make sure you get enough protein and veggies and everything. He said electolytes need to be a focus too? He also thinks if you don’t do the meal planning thing it could be dangerous. You’ll literally starve to death. The “no doctor walk in clinic” thing scares me. Seems we’ve had problems with those before?
  5. You Millennials are soft. When I was fat I fixed it with cocaine and cigarettes.
  6. When does Jerry Rice trade for him? Before or after he’s convicted?
  7. "Several days before the terrorist attack in Russia, Tehran shared with Moscow information about a possible major terrorist attack inside Russia, which was obtained during interrogations of those arrested in connection with the explosions in Iran, which led to casualties," said one of the agency’s interlocutors. So did Russia just let it happen so they could blame Ukraine? Or are they simply that incompetent?
  8. I heard Alf was into some kinky shit. We gonna get an episode on him?
  9. Did it bother her that he pushed her into a traditional gender norm and, you know, PHYSICALLY ABUSED her>
  10. https://www.businessinsider.com/sam-bankman-fried-ftx-struggle-vegan-diet-rice-almonds-prison-2024-3
  11. Does this mean texts from an Android would look just like iMessages to the recipient? I was recently goaded into running an iPhone because of all the crap my coworkers gave me about borking our text groups. https://chromeunboxed.com/rcs-google-apple-imessage-fall-2024/
  12. That whole hub came off. You’re talking about several hundred pounds of hatred right there.
  13. Which one your Fox News? The olds love Fox News.
  14. Yeah I know Christianity stole the Spring Solstice and made it about Jesus, but still. No reason Christians and Pagans can’t celebrate together. Along with the Transgendered folks and their supporters. Gonna be a great day, filled with ham and deviled eggs*. Let’s all enjoy it in the best way we can. *Unless you’re vegan of course. You do you.
  15. “Recruited” you say? And would returning to sender be possible? Because that would be hilarious.
  16. Tremors (1990). Good as I remember. "What the Hell kinda fuze is that?" "Cannon fuze." "What do you use it for?" "My cannon."
  17. Up until the 1996 “Freedom to Farm” bill yes. Called it “setaside.” Or more commonly, “government ground.” There had been other programs like “PIK” and “zero 85l as well. There are lots of farmers who hate subsidies (including subsidized crop insurance). But as ISU has said, those subsidies distort the economics and you can’t compete without them. It’s perverse.
  18. Everyone's waiting to see if Wally goes long or goes short.
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