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  1. Good way to invite a Marine Corps invasion.
  2. More good news. And a conventional vax for this year’s flu strain? And this year’s Covid strain? And no impediments to either? You understand our reticence.
  3. After he was outed he quit…some…of the PED’s for…some…time. No surprise a guy w/bad training and nutrition habits shrank considerably after. He shrank and got soft and droopy. Everything but his abs. They looked like a 30 yo boob job on a 60 yo woman.
  4. Sure. But we can hope he pulls his head out of his but before that.
  5. That’s great. No sarcasm. So let’s be allowed to take both. Let’s not restrict traditional vax access to those of us who want to take them.
  6. Yappy little yap dog got what was coming to him. #teamboar
  7. The “Lively vs whatshisname” fight, but for real men.
  8. Hopefully he quits the hard drugs, stops being an ahole, closes Twitter and spends time with his kids. (Takes breath) And upgrades his car models, and fixes FSD and makes his rockets stop exploding early.
  9. Put a pic of South Austin's mom on the target and the Surly Horns horn dogs will take care of it.
  10. We need more of this and I'm glad nothing has gotten violent. I am afraid one dipshit in the crowd shoots a gun and the US Military is gonna treat them like Fallujah.
  11. I, too, watched GI Joe as a child.
  12. And now calamari. https://newjerseyglobe.com/donald-scarinci/scarinci-they-are-eating-the-dogs-the-cats-and-the-octopus/
  13. Oh that won’t go over well…
  14. Good way to get you invaded by the US Marine Corps.
  15. Their economy can’t crash soon enough.
  16. I mean, he's not wrong.
  17. I'm out
  18. I grew up presuming Bill Clinton and the Democrats would send the military in against law-abiding citizens. Seems I was half right.
  19. I don't like making war simply for the practice. But. Making war is very good practice...
  20. Does Chat GTP have access to the Surly Horns Data set? God help us if so.
  21. Measles? Or Covid? Not sure which one is worse for the elderly. Regardless, T&P.
  22. 62, 73 and 79. At a nudist resort. Hard pass.
  23. So what’s her deal? Groomed and abused by a Hollywood ahole? Or just crazy by nature?
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