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Parliament

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  1. I wasn’t mad about this until Michigan threatened to bring in the lawyers. God dang lawyers infecting my sports. Screw that. Michigan is a voluntary member of the B1G, and they signed on to the bylaw that gives the commish the authority to ban a coach for 2 games based entirely on his want to do so. You’re gonna file lawsuit to try to get out of that, now, hope a judge gives you an immediate injunction AND open yourself up to discovery?
  2. The NFL has suggested they'll respect an NCAA show cause. I doubt that, but it's out there.
  3. "You're new on Harry's team aren't you?" "Yes" "So what makes you think that the slack I cut him in anyway translates to you?"
  4. IowaISU borrowed money there. Guess now he doesn't haveta pay his operating loan back?
  5. Does he want to apologize to the guy whose nads he punched? And the replies to that tweet are peak Aggy.
  6. So in the event of a negotiated truce, is Russia gonna make the UKA get rid of their western weapons? This is stupid. Stupid.
  7. Definitely. He's a jock-sniffing Michigan roadie. He'll try to take the fall.
  8. Because he’s somewhere on the spectrum and lacks the social skills to recognize something like that.
  9. “The Western line of steady escalation of the conflict with Russia carries the threat of a direct military clash between nuclear powers, which is fraught with catastrophic consequences,” Russia’s TASS state news agency quoted Shoigu as saying at the forum. Yeah fuck you.
  10. I know it’s wrong, but I hate those dillweeds even more because of that.
  11. Neg rep fatwa on all you hosers for not posting the OG theme. You people disappoint me.
  12. B1G coaches: “Ban Michigan from the post season. You have the authority. Use it.” B1G Commish: “I do. And banning them will cost each of you millions in bowl money cost sharing. I’ll do it. Your call. Tell me what to do.” Coaches: (silence)
  13. I am accumulating an inventory of old couches in the front yard in anticipation of an Ohio State National Championship. Wish me luck, Guys!
  14. Kiffy is doing his best to take up where Mike Leach left off. Leach was the OG and no man will ever replace him, but I’m glad Kiffy is trying.
  15. Dude had a very punchable face.
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