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Parliament

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  1. ETA MyFitnessPal says it’s 715 cal and 78 grams of protein. The complex carbs in the granola and lactose (sugar) in the dairy make you wanna run through a wall on the way to the gym. No joke. On a day when you’re feelin’ good already, this shit is like crystal methamphetamine.
  2. This on top of Greek yogurt, washed down with skim milk and whey protein. It’s my go-to meal an hour before training.
  3. Because it’s metric light? Dunno
  4. Yeah shark went in for a snack then nope nope noped on out of there. Diver was fixin’ to fuck him up.
  5. Wish I’d known this 3 years ago.
  6. I wonder if my gym misses me as much as I miss my gym. And yeah. The older a man gets, the faster he loses his cardio during a break.
  7. Cats are lovable little aholes.
  8. Currently doing tricep extensions at a gym in Puerto Rico whilst on vacation. They’re playing gangster rap in mostly Spanish. Doesn’t suck.
  9. Don’t wanna take away from the nut-dragging, but this might be a falsification. Someone do the math for me; lotsa watts in 5 min there.
  10. Ngl was expecting the hook to pull out of the ceiling. Team tow rope
  11. Army helicopter pilots are badasses. My dad told me that from his Vietnam days. Absolutely fearless, with the skill set to back it up.
  12. And Bill Clinton signed the 1997 Balanced Budget Act. I think it worked for awhile?
  13. (The rice and the bowl, not the cat.)
  14. You get a text at 5:17 pm on the day of delivery: “Your package has been delivered. Next morning: package is delivered. ^^^I live in the hinterland. Ymmv
  15. I like his Bud Light commercials. NGL
  16. They should remake Black Cauldron.
  17. Henry Ford did some very good things early in is career. Then something changed in a very bad way. Musk is the same.
  18. Counterpoint: that Ewok movie
  19. So after a 23&Me (twice to make sure), some FB stalking and a trip to Europe, I finally figured it out. My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a 15-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize; he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess.
  20. *little people
  21. I guess the musical adaptation is a poplar HS production.
  22. Note to self: don’t smoke Ketamine.
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