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Parliament

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Everything posted by Parliament

  1. I’m gonna guess the 2025 version of the vax will not be built to fight this one.
  2. That’s because the military occupation works. Duh. (sarcasm)
  3. I bet Surly has some informants among us. Lotsa degens here, devoid of any ethics.
  4. Side bets with the Surly 1%?
  5. Just ask her to resend the moods.
  6. “For me, the action IS the juice.”
  7. “Grok, what is the prevailing world opinion of Elon Musk?
  8. Turtle decided to FAFO.
  9. On your butthole of course.
  10. If they have a quota to hit, and no restrictions, and no other constraints, I suggest they hit the dairy farms.
  11. Surly needs to crowd fund a gold token and call this guy:
  12. If that’s the case he should just hit the sugarbaby.com.
  13. Yeah why not just send the calls to VM for a bit.
  14. Or teach them to be good men. Chicks dig it.
  15. I was a stunt double for all the John Wick movies. Keanu Reeves has shot me 237 times. Quite an honor.
  16. Some day Iran is gonna be a great nation, that reflects the greatness of its people. When that day comes I hope I’m young enough to visit.
  17. Weak young men have pussies for fathers.
  18. Didn’t end the way I hoped.
  19. Please God make that tweet real.
  20. As per usual, a middle eastern military is proving itself rather incompetent. Let a country a tenth your size, a thousand miles away, control your airspace is quite an accomplishment.
  21. Google says there was little/no post-protest rioting last night. Thank you to everyone for self-policing. You didn’t give the Federal Government cause to escalate.
  22. He broke bad right around the time he got his big iTunes deal.
  23. Rules And if you're gonna go .357 SIG (drool) why did you convert .40's?
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