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Parliament

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  1. Yeah shark went in for a snack then nope nope noped on out of there. Diver was fixin’ to fuck him up.
  2. Wish I’d known this 3 years ago.
  3. I wonder if my gym misses me as much as I miss my gym. And yeah. The older a man gets, the faster he loses his cardio during a break.
  4. Cats are lovable little aholes.
  5. Currently doing tricep extensions at a gym in Puerto Rico whilst on vacation. They’re playing gangster rap in mostly Spanish. Doesn’t suck.
  6. Don’t wanna take away from the nut-dragging, but this might be a falsification. Someone do the math for me; lotsa watts in 5 min there.
  7. Ngl was expecting the hook to pull out of the ceiling. Team tow rope
  8. Army helicopter pilots are badasses. My dad told me that from his Vietnam days. Absolutely fearless, with the skill set to back it up.
  9. And Bill Clinton signed the 1997 Balanced Budget Act. I think it worked for awhile?
  10. (The rice and the bowl, not the cat.)
  11. You get a text at 5:17 pm on the day of delivery: “Your package has been delivered. Next morning: package is delivered. ^^^I live in the hinterland. Ymmv
  12. I like his Bud Light commercials. NGL
  13. They should remake Black Cauldron.
  14. Henry Ford did some very good things early in is career. Then something changed in a very bad way. Musk is the same.
  15. Counterpoint: that Ewok movie
  16. So after a 23&Me (twice to make sure), some FB stalking and a trip to Europe, I finally figured it out. My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a 15-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize; he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess.
  17. *little people
  18. I guess the musical adaptation is a poplar HS production.
  19. Note to self: don’t smoke Ketamine.
  20. …so you will listen to every damn word I have to say!
  21. He’s Hugo Drax, Max Zorin and Elliot Carver all in one. Yep, Elon Musk is a combination of the 3 worst Bond villains.
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