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Parliament

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  1. So Ukrainian drones are able to hit Russian targets nearly at will?
  2. And the poorest Floridians will hafta move elsewhere? Great. Just great.
  3. What's with white trash men's aversion to wearing shirts?
  4. I hate to say it out loud, but that might be the start of a rout.
  5. So he shot the wall >3' to the right? Why? Anyone in 8276 take a stray?
  6. So what part of North America is gonna get rogered by that thing?
  7. Won't open actually. Face ID and touch ID won't unlock it. I've tried to force restart and also power off with the button sequence thing to no avail. I presume if I let the battery die I can then charge and restart. Battery's at 96%, so that would take a few days. Any suggestions? Call me a boomer, but the old phones and laptops with removable batteries never had this problem. They'd always die when you pulled the battery.
  8. You sound bald. If I could rock that 'do I would.
  9. Are all of Florida's trailer houses lashed down good?
  10. And minus the perfectly tailored Hugo Boss uniforms. Fashionable fucks, those Nazi's. ETA Seems the Marines can launch Tomahawks from literally the back of a truck (presumably a big truck, but still.) Would be awesome if the UKA had some. Take out the Kerch Bridge and whatever else they fancy. Our Tomahawk inventory might not be much, I don't know. But so what. God gave us Tomahawks to kill Russians. Let's let them go do what God wants them to do.
  11. You picked the wrong wrooong neighborhood, motherfucker!
  12. So they're digging up the bodies and burning them? Bet it smells kinda bad. And we'll definitely give 'em to them in several months after insisting we won't.
  13. Trained monkeys with hammers. They'll die as heros.
  14. How far are they from putting the Kerch Bridge inside missile range? Quite a ways yet?
  15. But at least he's shot some people? Right?
  16. And a girlfriend named Tiffany. (So I'm told.)
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