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XYZ

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  1. Don’t forget the part where somehow we started beating the shit out of them at the end of the fourth quarter, and when we had them ready for the KO punch...we kicked a FUCKING extra point because winning is really, really hard.
  2. Jumping on what?
  3. That’s what my version of heaven looks like.
  4. So, why is it exactly that our fucking governor is so recalcitrantingly opposed to, you know, county judges making decisions?
  5. I’m just spitballing here. You seen the reaction that a lot of dogs have when a person wearing a mask approaches them? It’s...not good. That’s probably because dogs are used to reading people’s intentions in their faces, and now you covered them. They have a limbic response. I think we have the same limbic response, but we explain to ourselves that masks are necessary and we accept it intellectually. But that limbic system is still there, making sure you don’t get eaten by a tiger at night. I think that recalcitrant opposition to wearing masks might be, *might* be an externalization of our limbic system freaking out because we can’t tell if an approaching human means us good or bad.
  6. Dude, you already made that joke.
  7. “TURN THE PAGE, TOM”?
  8. OK, so Randolph Duke doesn’t like Meyer. Who gives a shit?
  9. If you live in such-and-such neighborhood you are ten times more likely to be a drug dealer.
  10. OC: Sean Payton DC: Bill Belichick
  11. Bunny Lebowski
  12. Michigan fucking sucks.
  13. He literally said “If I’m the Texas coach at the end of the OU game, I go for two, because I’m not a pussy”. I mean, he didn’t say it in that many words, and he might not have been even talking about Texas, but that’s what he meant.
  14. Urban just took a dig at Herman
  15. Texas is not even gonna be in the conference championship game.
  16. Yo, I have a stupid question. Years ago, when I used to give a shit about the stock market, options would expire on the third Friday of the month. Now I’m seeing options expiring almost every day. What’s up with that? Is the “third Friday” a thing of the past?
  17. Financial sector is “essential”, hahaha. America...
  18. Seems like I heard that multiple times before. Wake me up when it happens.
  19. The end game was always herd immunity or vaccination, whichever comes first.
  20. But it’s not “free”. If America started eating better and being healthier, it would cost some industries a lot of money, and we can’t have that. Remember, what’s best for corporate America is best for America.
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