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Texaskimo

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  1. BMW was stationary with a large gap in front of him, then he hit the throttle when someone started to move into the gap he was leaving which resulted in an impact. To me it looked like he saw someone moving in front of him (when there was plenty of space) and thought "oh hell no" so he tried to prevent it. Woman is insane, but BMW douche was instigator and biggest asshole here, then he followed it up by being biggest pussy.
  2. Winning 9-10 games? What are you talking about, their record is 11-5. The team is relatively healthy this year, yes. Other than the WR group which lost the #2 guy, then lost the #2 guy that replaced him, then lost the #2 guy that replaced him. None of that is even mentioning Bruce Ellington. That didn't help with the offensive line already crappy. It really sucked not having high draft picks last season, I'm interested to see how this year's draft goes and am optimistic that the O line can be improved finally, it wasn't realistic to make much improvement to the line last offseason due to the lack of draft picks.
  3. I get that it's fashionable to hate on BoB, but come the fuck on. Dude just won the toughest division in football. Surprising, yes, but the AFC south has the best cumulative record of all 8 divisions*, despite how shitty all the teams started the season. The AFC South is the only division in the NFL with more than 2 teams with a winning record, and also the only division with more than 2 teams with a positive point differential on the season. He's been the Texans coach for 5 seasons now, and has won the division 3 of those 5 years. This is the first season he's had a competent QB for the full season and he went 11-5. The Offensive line is a pretty severe problem right now, and the CB group is hurting pretty bad too . I guess it would be a good idea to fire the most successful coach in franchise history by both winning percentage, number of division titles, and number of playoff appearances if he falls to 1-3 in the postseason with a bad offensive line and secondary. *AFC East - 0.437; AFC North - 0.500; AFC South - 0.547; AFC West - 0.531; NFC East - 0.484; NFC North - 0.500; NFC South - 0.500; NFC West - 0.469
  4. And these same tiny-dick mouth breathers will get all pissy if someone in a gas vehicle uses a pump that has diesel at it when there are other pumps without diesel available.
  5. What shitty trucks and bins is your shitty waste company using, DougO? Mine uses trash and recycle bins that are on wheels and have an attached cover, and I've never seen any garbage or recycling falling out of the trucks as they drive around. As far as garbage sitting on the curb getting knocked over or sitting in the house as a health hazard because they switched a garbage pickup day to recycling pickup... the bins are on wheels and have a cover, so my bagged trash is sitting in the bin with the cover on in my garage until the morning they do the pick up, at which point I wheel it out to the curb. Losing a pickup day is a complete non-issue. All the problems you seem to have with your waste company are trivially easy to solve.
  6. Do I even want to know what QAnon is?
  7. I support capital punishment for package theft, but let's not go crazy.
  8. I thought about bear mace, but I think that might be considered causing actual injury and open you to litigation. You can't put an actual bomb on your porch that kills someone that tries to steal it, which would be the extreme version of bear mace. It would be justice though, these people are stealing kids Christmas presents, it's fucking disgusting.
  9. Replace the glitter spray with a bank money bag style ink spray. Fuck the inside of your car, a vacuum won't be enough bitch.
  10. Especially earthquakes this strong, it's ridiculous. It's like believing someone dropping a cherry bomb in a toilet can cause a volcanic eruption. The amount of energy involved in a magnitude 6.6 quake is absurd, thinking that can be due to some fucking human-run oil extraction activities is completely insane.
  11. I don't understand how avoiding keyless leaves you with less shit in your pockets. My car with keyed ignition has the key + key fob, my car with keyless ignition has just the key fob. It's less shit in your pockets. And mine also beeps if you leave it on but get out, then beeps more urgently 30 seconds or so later if you still haven't gotten the key fob back inside the car while it's running.
  12. I think we should do 6. The 5 major conference champions are in. The last spot goes to the highest ranked between all the other conference champions and the independents. Don't win your conference GTFO. Or exclude the independents, if Notre Dame wants to participate they can join a conference. Seeding is determined by rank, and the top 2 teams get a first round bye.
  13. I want to discourage people from driving past my house.
  14. This seems bizarre to me. My boxers have a fly that is easy to slip open, pulling the band down would be way more difficult. What kind of underwear are you fools wearing that it's easier to pull the band down? Unzip the pants, reach in and up to grab the band, pull the band down and hold it down so it's not trying to push your dick up while you pee? WTF is this shit. Unzip the pants, slip your hand through the fly and pull your dick out. Much quicker and easier. Way less clothing manipulation and takes like 1 second to accomplish.
  15. He wasn't even looking at her when she hit him. Definitely assault.
  16. Not sure if you know this...but jet fuel doesn't get hot enough to melt steel! PROOF! And as we all know, everything maintains the exact same physical properties regardless of temperature right up until the melt point. Heating something up doesn't make it more pliable!
  17. Not to mention if you get a traffic ticket the police officer might hassle you extra for having the wrong address on your DL. I didn't realize "Helobious" was a hispanic name, next time I meet someone by that name I'll be sure to apply the correct stereotypes.
  18. I think we get to 4 wins, because I think we go 3-2 in these games: Kansas State, Baylor, Texas Tech, Iowa State, Kansas. The rest are losses. Fuck.
  19. I'm not wrong, when all that has happened is the argument with the shooter and wife there *might* have been a crime committed (that would make the deceased's subsequent violence legal) but we don't know that there has been a crime. When the deceased comes over and shoves the shooter to the ground we know that a crime has been committed. Either the deceased actions are legal because they are in response to an assault on his wife (that we don't know happened, but might have) or if his actions are in response to a totally legal verbal argument then he has himself committed a crime.
  20. Would it make you feel better if I said "at this point we don't know that an illegal act has occurred?" We don't know a crime has been committed until the dude shows up and shoves the shooter to the ground. Once he does that we have enough information to conclude that someone has committed a crime.
  21. He was in a verbal altercation with someone over an illegal parking job that person did, at this point nothing illegal has occurred. A third party enters the picture and shoves him to the ground, at this point a crime has been committed. He responds to being physically attacked by pulling a gun out. If he shoots immediately with the guy standing over him on the ground I think there is no issue and he shouldn't be charged. He doesn't do this, he hesitates and doesn't shoot immediately. During the second or two while he's hesitating the guy backs off, then he shoots. Is that enough time in a situation like this with adrenaline flowing for a reasonable person to realize the situation is no longer threatening and change their course of action? That seems like an appropriate question for a jury to answer, so I'm glad he is facing charges.
  22. I don't think that necessarily belongs in this thread. That sounds like a hilarious way to troll your kids. Jello for breakfast!
  23. MPG is quicker to say than miles per gallon. Your example was bad and you should feel bad. This is a trivial thing that makes me surly - people using poor examples.
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