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Knoxtnhorn

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  1. These are awesome. I just started realizing that I also do some of the same things made fun of here and in the Progressive ads. A couple of weeks ago, I put $20 in some random machine in Vegas, but it was broken, so I cashed out. When I approached the window, I said, "I hope you have enough in the drawer to cash this big boy out." A couple of tellers turned their heads to check out my "winnings" and came away unimpressed. I walked away thinking, "Crap. I'm what they're laughing at in the Progressive ads".
  2. Correct. I did 6 trainings. In addition to what I've already mentioned, I also had to deal with one teacher that swore my picture of a lengua taco wasn't lengua because it wasn't barbacoa. I responded by stating that I just did a search for "lengua tacos" and did not check my source once the pic was found. That actually cracked up the rest of the group. I had another that went to one of the AI sites that I mentioned, but couldn't get it to work. Granted 30 other teachers were on the exact same site w/o an issue, so it had to be something with her laptop. I'm not saying this was the issue, but she had a bunch of silly stuff added to her laptop - oversized cursor that was about 3 inches in length, butterflies popping up when you press a button, etc... It's not that I don't want to help. It's just... Look around you. If 30 computers are working and your computer is not working, it's probably something with your computer. The way she spoke, it was if I sent her to a sketchy Surly link from "I'd pee in her butt".
  3. Yesterday I was presenting to a class full of teachers. As far as the teaching profession goes, it's quite common to leave candy out at the table or desks. So, I put three bags of candy on the sign-in table. Just as I'm about to speak, this random woman comes up holding the bag of Almond Joys. Me: Is everything ok? Her: I'm allergic to almonds. Me - knowing full well I can't go Surly on this chick: Oh, ok. I'll just put the bag over here. I mean, seriously? If it means that much to you, don't touch the fucking candy. Or, better yet, don't pick up the fucking bag and bring it to me. I'm honestly not sure what moving the bag about 5 feet did for this chick. My son also has a tree nut allergy, so this isn't a rant against folks with allergies.
  4. Guess we don't need a new thread for the UA Game. F's sake, ESPN needs to get its shit together. Graphic had Cam Coleman as an aggy signee. Umo looks good this far.
  5. Agree. It's got to be me in the end zone.
  6. Horrible. Horrible coaching. 1 fucking pass in the end zone and it's not even catchable. Horrible.
  7. Absolute horseshit coaching IMO. essentially 41 pts to a 2 dimensional team?
  8. Our DBs are so fucking awful. At least put your hands up.
  9. Our DBs are so fucking awful.
  10. 12 yds from AD and Worthy. Horseshit coaching.
  11. Yep. If you'd told me UW would be completely 2 dimensional, I'd be hyped. But, this is ridiculous
  12. Not great. Surprised this thread hasn't been bumped
  13. 12 yds receiving for AD and X? That's bad QB play (not buying it) or bad coaching. And that's w/o addressing D.
  14. To be honest, I feel like we have the players, but are being severely out coached.
  15. Well. I was going to get in shape until I saw this new Planet Fitness ad. EABOD PF cloud genie.
  16. How the f is our D this bad considering UW's entirely one dimensional?
  17. Seriously. UW is one dimensional. No excuse for this defense. Sorry. Wrong thread.
  18. Hey Sooner fuckfsce. Enjoy the playoffs you loser bitch.
  19. Defense kind of sucks. Fix it K
  20. Our safeties. Not so great.
  21. Cool. Big 12 refs or something
  22. I guess the McKinnley flip cancels out one of the dumbest things I've read on Texags. I'm speaking of late last week when a few were bragging about the Rivals' average score for their 9 recruits (+ McKinnley and Bussey) being similar to that of Texas. The combination of Bussey, McKinnley and Neal w/ the other 6 recruits gave them an abnormally high avg ranking.
  23. He says so much by saying so little... (on a thread about how bad this year has been).
  24. My son is the only one to pick BC, and he picked them days ago. He's 17. I can beat his ass if u want.
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