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Jameslaw121

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  1. I did not - and had the exact conversation last night.
  2. I don't know why your bitching. I bet mine has full laundry baskets on the stool.
  3. I really only get star bucks when someone give me a gift card. So maybe once ever year or 2 And I only get black coffee. Every damn time "...And what size would you like?" me : "Whatever the fucking biggest ones it."
  4. My FIL had 4 girls no boys. I was the first to marry into the family. About a year after we got married, he gave me the Stetson his father had since I was the first "male" in the family and he wanted to pass it on before he died. Love that thing
  5. What do you mean by left over bacon????
  6. We have two bathrooms. One for me and the boy. One for wife and the girl. I'll let you guess which one is always cleaner
  7. I almost completed the NY Times crossword puzzle on the shitter this morning....
  8. The cowboys complete failure made me switch to whiskey earlier than planned. So left over snacks from Sunday Sent from my SM-A515U using Tapatalk
  9. Except in my neighborhood we have front driveways/garages. and about every 4th house some fucker is parked on the sidewalk.
  10. My wife needed two forms of ID- one of which could be an expired DL. If an expired license can be a valid form of ID, then why does she need to get a new one?
  11. What the fuck is with the orange???
  12. Didn't want to start a new thread but. My oldest has a one year old. In mid 20's - The three of them are going through the normal mid 20's with a kid problems. Not enough money. Not enough time. Been going back and forth about paying off her truck for her. Part of me is like - yeah that would really help them. Other part of me is like "let them grow up. They're doing a hell of alot better than I was at that age. don't interfere with it" I took the afternoon off with just me and the 2.5 yo girl. She smashed her finger and was crying and asked me to kiss it better. Afterwards she was all smiles and laughs. I wish it always stayed this easy....
  13. What about this: https://www.pamperedchef.com/shop/Kitchen+Tools/Storage/Salad+Cutting+Bowl/100086
  14. That chili tortilla had me thinking all week long. Needed jalapeños. Somehow I was out Sent from my SM-A515U using Tapatalk
  15. Us locals would skip over to Section Hand for food in Brownwood
  16. Am I seeing both mustard and Mayo???
  17. I have a Schlotsky's across the street. And a Jasons Deli about a mile away. Neither are as good as pictured. But they will will do for about one meal a week
  18. Damn. I would have bought one for me
  19. Damn - I would have guessed +550 or at least +475 minmum
  20. I didn't look - what was the payout on the moneyline?
  21. I think that's probably what she thought. But I had it next to one from one of our first vacations and one she new about that I got from Beltre's hitting 3,000 hits. She got me tickets to that game.
  22. Dude - you gave your wife fire and a wheel on y'all's first Christmas
  23. Absolutely love that coffee mug. Anytime one of my kids or wife asks me what I want, I ask for a coffee cup. I probably have about 50 now. Some given. Some I bought A few months ago we were moving stuff around and she asked if I wanted to keep all of them. Most of them are pretty gaudy. I said yes. Each one of them is a story for me. She picked one up at random. "I bought that the day (oldest kid) got her drivers license." She asked about a few more, and I told her Fast forward to about a month ago. I have a very generic white ceramic coffee cup on my desk at work. She stopped by for something one day. And asked what that one was for. "I bought it the morning after our first date." Made her cry a little bit.
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