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Pescado_Rojo

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  1. You talking about Powell or YGIFS?
  2. $20 says the Mormons have already kicked the girl out of the church for coming forward.
  3. Nope, this one started with an M. I never closed the deal anyway. I put it on a pedestal because she was super hot and that upper class Mexican accent, slight as it was, was sexy as hell and she figured out my financial situation pretty quick.
  4. I went out with one 2-3 times back in the day. Green eyed wealthy Mexican Redhead from Mexico City. There was definitely some Irish in the woodpile (Damn catholics). She figured out pretty quick I wouldn't be able to support her in the manner in which she was accustomed. Her dog probably had a higher net worth than I did at the time.
  5. "He's got square-toed boots so he ain't for real Wouldn't last 5 minutes on a pedal steel"
  6. was it a weed farm? Because that sounds like a weed farm.
  7. You beat me to the joke. +rep
  8. All this DAC talk makes me miss Maybeacoordinator. MAC would have loved this thread, and probably had some good stories.
  9. Goddamn, is half of Surly in Garfield County right now?
  10. Pescado_Rojo

    High

    If you're coming back to Texas from a legal state, flying is WAY safer than driving. No one is screening domestic arrivals for weed, and TSA in legal states don't care. I've flown home from California, Colorado, Illinois, Washington and NY with it in my briefcase. The most dangerous part of the trip is driving home from the airport. Driving home from Cali, NM or Colorado, you've got to worry about every local yokel in every shithole West Texas or Panhandle county seizing your car and sticking you with a felony for a 200mg bag of gummies.
  11. We need to outfit them with some 21st century Q ships, like the Brits used to hunt U Boats in WWII.
  12. You don't seem like the type to drive a pristine F250 that's never seen a dirt road or hauled anything heavier than a 50# bag of dog food.
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