I had to fly next to that guy coming home from Dallas a while back. I got on the standby list and got an earlier flight home, but got stuck in a middle seat. Guy in the window seat was a little bald guy with a grey goatee. He immediately started squawking at me because I was taking too much of the arm rest. I'm like "sorry dude, I'm a big guy, I don't have anywhere else to go." but he keeps on about it. "YOU CAN'T TAKE THE WHOLE ARMREST!!" I told him he could have the front half or the back half, but I literally had nowhere else to put my arms, unless I crossed them the whole flight, and fuck him I'm not gonna do that. He even tried to snitch to the flight attendant. She looked at him and said "Sir, look at him. Where is he going to put his arms? It's a short flight, you'll be fine" Dude sulked the whole 45 minutes or so we were on taxi and in the air. When we landed, he popped up as soon as the seat belt sign went off, and he could stand perfectly upright in front of a window seat, so maybe 5'9". I made a point to let all the people on the other side of the aisle get out before I unblocked the row just to hear him huff and cluck his tongue one last time. Then, he ended up on my parking shuttle. When they called out his ticket, you guessed it...white F250 with gun porn stickers.