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Daichee Bell

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  1. Nice work, NIL.
  2. Time for sharing….Going on 20 years ago when I got divorced, a buddy of mine, Charlie, and I went to Sugars at 11 AM on like a Wednesday. I had decided to have a fire sale on everything my ex wife and I owned- house, car, furniture. This was also the first day that the house was on the market. My real estate agent was trying to show my house, but could not get in touch with me. He ended up sending his assistant, who came to get my keys, but ended up getting a few lap dances and drinks instead (They ended up selling the house to that buyer). Charlie and I spent hours with one kind, older stripper on the weekday lunch shift. We spent…. a lot. Charlie and I walked out into the bright early afternoon sunshine only to meet the manager, who was waiting outside for us. She called us a cab. We got in the cab, and had the cabbie make one round out of the parking lot, and then drop us off next door. Giggling, we snuck up to my car, only to find the manager sitting on my car hood, again waiting for us. Not her first rodeo, and thank God for her. She called another cab. Got home and piled all of my exs clothes together, and urinated all over them, while stirring them with a coat hanger (see revenge of the nerds for the inspiration). It was at that point, I knew I was gonna be ok. Everyone needs a buddy named Charlie, who is down for that lunchtime strip club when you need it.
  3. FIFY ALL THE MOTHERFUCKING ADS MITCHELL!!!
  4. Now, you're just getting technical. Continue berating @BurntOrange&White.
  5. To be fair to him, a portion of the discussion on Catalon was immediately preceded by the "Is Whittington athletic" discussion. Many were rendered comatose.
  6. On the deep cross, he went up for it and it hit him in both hands. The DB was underneath him. Looked like a drop. Announcers called it a drop, if I recall. So…….him actually going up for it is an improvement over Worthy.
  7. And he dropped one. Fits right in here.
  8. Get a quote at designz@geocities.net
  9. CDC wanted Dykes. Heard it from DFW, and I think @closetojumping said the same. I thought it was insane to hire Dykes at that time. I apparently was really fucking wrong.
  10. Good. Fuck them in the goat ass.
  11. Fuck Michigan. Go Frogs.
  12. Let me tell you a little something about South New Orleans Grandmom.
  13. Window to the wall.
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