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Kennythetiger

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  1. Mrs. B had it going on. You’ve shown us that picture before. I remember the heater.
  2. Glad to meet a fellow toilet paper connoisseur.
  3. She might have been hoping that you’d accidentally run over the cord.
  4. Buried between two wives is not a peaceful way to pass through eternity.
  5. Somewhere on the internet the womenfolk have a thread that mirrors this one.
  6. Your dad was buried with his first wife instead of his second?
  7. Check with the cemetery trustee. Up here the owners of plots are whomever the trustee says they are. Registers of Deeds and Apprisers would shit themselves if there were formal transfers. Your trustee probably has a hand-written map that’s all smudged-over.
  8. With all of that grilled cheese I would be terrified that Steel Shank is just offscreen, having laid pipe.
  9. Probably didn’t hurt the pan.
  10. From the looks of that house your ranch is different from my ranch.
  11. Zoom meetings are ok for me now, I just use them as a mental self-check more than anything. They wouldn’t have done me any good when I was trying to quit. I needed to sit across the table from those old leathery bastards and try to dazzle them with bullshit. I wouldn’t have had that experience in a virtual meeting.
  12. Hell, I drive an outdated Ram pickup and even I wouldn’t think that.
  13. Pretty damn close to my wife’s time.
  14. I played Mike Tyson, what are the other three?
  15. Was it raining there?
  16. Same as you, I could mess with it and poke it back in, until yesterday. Stood up and a hot pain in my stomach, and the lump was the size of a walnut and hard as a rock. Went to urgent care this morning, they gave me antibiotics and said wait and see what happens.
  17. Maybe that’s what she meant to say.
  18. As of yesterday this is me.
  19. I have to exercise extreme self-control to not run over people who cross streets, and especially parking lots, at anything less than a 90* angle. My wife is really bad about it, and not to exercise favoritism she’s been in my crosshairs a time or two.
  20. Not sure yet, just researching what is out there. Went offshore fishing twice, both times in Key West with the same outfitter. Really enjoyed ourselves. We’re very, very casual. Your suggestions would be very much appreciated.
  21. Well it’s better than giving him the shocker.
  22. Two things Surly loves: -criticizing attorneys -free legal advice
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