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Kennythetiger

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Everything posted by Kennythetiger

  1. Outstanding. I’m going to use this one in my house the next time I do something stupid. Stay tuned….
  2. I’m wrapping presents, a task I despise because I am not very good at it. @BearSchlong was it you who inherited an industrial-sized roll of wrapping paper from your father? Jt from shaggy always wrapped his presents so well that the patterns matched. I was impressed.
  3. Be patient and treat them with love. When they’re on their deathbed softly tell them what you did to their daughter.
  4. So does the baklava.
  5. @tx 3 putt We have not been doing well financially for a long time.
  6. Those cows could use a little more protein.
  7. Not a bad idea.
  8. Most require keys.
  9. Goddamn, guys.
  10. That’s a fine story, but she still doesn’t have a birthday present you insensitive prick.
  11. Liberal can’t help it. Stone’s throw from the panhandle of Oklahoma. I expect more from Topeka.
  12. Harvey is not impressed with the nudie suit.
  13. Our beautiful state’s dirtiest town.
  14. When I was a kid there were enough bi-lingual old people in our church that one verse of Silent Night would be in German. I always really liked that.
  15. I agree with you on all points.
  16. We’re getting older. There’s a lot of AI stuff on this thread and on the Holy Shit thread. Same as our parents sending us FW: FW: FW: FW: e-mails when we were in college.
  17. What possesses fat people to take off their shirts?
  18. You don’t “allow” parents to do anything. They just show up whenever the fuck they want to. Usually far earlier than necessary.
  19. Got mine an enameled cast iron skillet one year. She uses it almost every day. I was smart enough to get her flowers too though.
  20. You’re a better man than me. I count by fives.
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