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Kennythetiger

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Everything posted by Kennythetiger

  1. Most require keys.
  2. Goddamn, guys.
  3. That’s a fine story, but she still doesn’t have a birthday present you insensitive prick.
  4. Liberal can’t help it. Stone’s throw from the panhandle of Oklahoma. I expect more from Topeka.
  5. Harvey is not impressed with the nudie suit.
  6. Our beautiful state’s dirtiest town.
  7. When I was a kid there were enough bi-lingual old people in our church that one verse of Silent Night would be in German. I always really liked that.
  8. I agree with you on all points.
  9. We’re getting older. There’s a lot of AI stuff on this thread and on the Holy Shit thread. Same as our parents sending us FW: FW: FW: FW: e-mails when we were in college.
  10. What possesses fat people to take off their shirts?
  11. You don’t “allow” parents to do anything. They just show up whenever the fuck they want to. Usually far earlier than necessary.
  12. Got mine an enameled cast iron skillet one year. She uses it almost every day. I was smart enough to get her flowers too though.
  13. You’re a better man than me. I count by fives.
  14. You won’t find any of those around here.
  15. I live in a rural area- the gas station in my town and the surrounding towns are one- holers. I would bet I have a 93% rate of trying to use the restroom and the guy in front of me is shitting.
  16. I’m sorry you’re going through this, Shooter. I remember a year or two ago you posted that you were having some trouble.
  17. Funniest? Uncle Leo Best? Uncle Phil. He let that annoying sumbitch move in with him.
  18. Lots of blowing dust.
  19. Wouldn’t dressing for breakfast be a demerit?
  20. You take him with you because you feel like you can keep him safe from himself if he’s with you.
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