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  1. Don Eladio throws some hellacious pool parties.
  2. Nailed it! [Phone ringing] Bess: Hello? Seldon: (weeping) FIG NEWDONS!!! Bess: click
  3. If Jonathan Banks can schlep his ancient ass around the desert, then Raymond Cruz can damn well show up to shoot in ABQ. It’s not like he’s got a ton of prior commitments, right?
  4. https://www.usatoday.com/story/money/2020/04/19/wells-fargo-lawsuit-small-business-ppp-loans/5162801002/ WF gaming the system? I’m shocked.
  5. True story.
  6. Well we won’t be seeing Seldon around anymore. It has been slowly simmering along, but it looks like shit is about to get real. Rabbi Turturro is being led down the primrose path by Lindy, and he in turn is leading his flock to slaughter.
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    Tiger King

    Come on man, it’s Florida. In the pantheon of credibility of civil witnesses there, mechanics and handymen take a backseat only to titty dancers and landscapers.
  8. Darker than a black steer’s tookus on a moonless prairie night.
  9. Black and hard - just like you like your men.
  10. Wyatt Langmore... ...has checked into The Overlook Hotel.
  11. So who were the banditos? Not part of the Fring crew or the Salamanca crew? How did they know about the drop?
  12. So what did Winona say at the state dinner in response to the rude remark from Henry Ford? The line that prompted Turturro to quip “do you know what that means?” I assume it was some kind of “go fuck yourself” retort, but it rolled out way too fast for my extremely limited Yiddish.
  13. The “Is that all you got bro?” smirk is the best part.
  14. Madame Defarge is hopefully knitting a new list so the tumbrels will know where to stop.
  15. That’s claims adjusting 101. Deny, deny, deny.
  16. Loved the scene where Nacho and Gus torched the restaurant. Gus so meticulously removing his beloved (and spotless!) fryer baskets before setting up the frozen chicken Evel Knievel deep fryer of DOOM jump perfectly captured what a fucking psycho he is.
  17. Well, uh I guess I, deep down, am feeling a little confused. I mean, suddenly, you’re in a pandemic, and you're supposed to be this entirely different guy. I don't feel different. I mean, take yesterday for example. We were eating takeout from the Olive Garden for dinner, which was lovely. And, uh, I happen to look over at a certain point during the meal and see a post from Penelope talking about the lack of laundries in Manhattan, and I found myself wondering what color her underpants might be. Her panties. Uh, odds are they are probably basic white, cotton, underpants. But I sort of think, well, maybe they're silk panties, maybe it's a thong. Maybe it's something really cool that I don't even know about. You know, and uh, and I started feeling... what? What, I thought we were in the trust tree in the nest, were we not?
  18. I received this from the Texas Construction Association yesterday: https://t.congressweb.com/w/?PKKQAISMPN
  19. Player

    Tiger King

    Every time this dude made an appearance I kept thinking he looked like a downsier version of Alex Jones.
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