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Player

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  1. Come along children. You can shake your booties down on the dock.
  2. Jesus you're a fucking beating during the regular season, but now you're just being an insufferable cunt with all of this self-righteous feigned indignation. Get the fuck on outta here then. Plenty of room on the Harlingen Helobiouses bandwagon for bitchasses like you.
  3. But because the radio censors songs for kids she heard She thought Eminem was going to fuck his dad and Kim at the same time. But it doesn't end there. She also points out this She didn't hear "dead". She heard "gay". It doesn't even make sense in context! Oh son I wish you were dead instead of your other brother. Oh yeah mom? Well I'm gay.
  4. Way to go BigOrange. And a shout out to little doomlet for putting it on his old man too.
  5. McConaughey fishing on a frozen lake out of the back of a Lincoln. What a fargin icehole.
  6. When is phase 2 of his physical? Have another hamberder Donnie.
  7. Fuck All Those Waco Assholes! Go dawgs!
  8. He looks more and more like Grandpa Munster with each passing day.
  9. Barry Switzer Bob Stoops Brian Bosworth Billy Simms Dusty Dvoracek Baker Mayfield Joe Mixon David Boren Jim Ross Toby Keith
  10. Spiller limping there? Time for manbun.
  11. Wtf was that slide tackle maneuver that #26 was attempting there?
  12. You’ll shoot your eye out kid.
  13. You guys talking about Kelly Leak?
  14. Kevin Durants??? KDs are for closers. Give these guys the Kevin Malones.
  15. https://www.freedomcenter.org/ https://www.civilrightsmuseum.org/ https://www.civilandhumanrights.org/
  16. I like the way the line runs up the back of the stockings.
  17. As always, praying that Dotard knocks down a bucket of KFC for breakfast, with a couple of hamberders as a chaser, and a bowl of Bluebell for dessert.
  18. I’m in.
  19. Her school re-ranks in January, and UT has confirmed that they will accept either the ranking at end of junior year or mid-senior year for auto admit. She wants to go into college of natural sciences and then med school.
  20. Daughter was ranked 51 out of 832, and missed auto admission by 1 spot. This was with her making straight As and taking all AP or K level classes, except for the required on-level class like Health and PACE. So she doubled up on another AP science class this semester, made straight As again, and is hoping that will be enough to put her into the top 6%. She’s been accepted at Tulane, St. Ed, TCU, SMU and UT-Dallas, with some decent scholarship money included. We’ll see where she’s ranked in January, and will hopefully be submitting a supplement to her pending app to reflect a higher class rank.
  21. I don’t recall any wars, but there was definitely a fatwa against juicy for posting spoilers.
  22. Yep - his constant “we were just facilitators...we didn’t clear any of those cases” braying made me want to thump him upside his watermelon noggin.
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