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  1. That suits me just fine.
  2. Does it hurt to be this stupid? Like, do you have to wear a helmet or something?
  3. Have you watched this? It’s chilling, but very well done. We’ve been very lucky on more than one occasion to avoid annihilation due to technical malfunctions, false alarms, etc.
  4. 60 year sentence. Have fun in prison Officer Goines.
  5. So the punishment phase of the trial resumed yesterday, and the case should have been turned back over to the jury this afternoon so that they could determine the sentence. The defense finished their closing arguments, but just as the prosecution started making its closing argument, Goines had some kind of unspecified medical emergency, and was taken out of the courthouse on a stretcher. The judge says the trial will resume after doctors have had a chance to assess the health of Goines, but I haven’t seen any other updates. I wonder if any other twice convicted murderers would be allowed to leave the courthouse without handcuffs.
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    RIP Pete Rose

    Although he didn’t get into Cooperstown… …his bust is enshrined at the Haunted Mansion.
  7. Guilty!
  8. defensable??? Better consult your Strunk & White there, Professor Pedant.
  9. Is it confirmed that a Big12 crew is officiating the game? I looked earlier, but didn’t find anything. If Kevin Mar walks out of the tunnel then I hope the pole assassin’s monkey attacks him.
  10. Imma - you mentioned something in the Ann Arbor/Detroit thread about wristbands to access the tailgate. My group is driving over from Detroit on Saturday morning. Will the QR code that we received when buying the tailgate tickets suffice, or do we still need the wristbands? If the latter, where can we pick them up on Saturday morning? Thanks.
  11. Well, according to this bastion of toughness and masculinity…
  12. Your mom once got busy in a Burger King bathroom. She also reportedly likes her beats funky, is spunky, and likes her oatmeal lumpy.
  13. Do you know if the streets by the track stadium (Hoover and State) are open on game days? The phone in my limo is busted, and I want to go ahead and tell Coleman where to drop off/pick up me and my bitches.
  14. Let’s see, he was wearing a star-spangled cowboy hat, a red t-shirt, jorts, and gold hightop sneakers. No, he’s not retarded. He’s just an asshole.
  15. Posting stupid stale bullshit is kind of putt’s thing lately.
  16. Time to put your money where your mouth is, assholes.
  17. It’s not your fridge, and they’re not your condiments. Why do you care?
  18. I think he’s channeling Captain Stubing. Love, exciting and new Come aboard, we’re expecting you
  19. Story does have a little Huang in it. Good though!
  20. So in addition to being a couch fucker… Vance is also a shower shitter? WEIRD!
  21. The Fightin' Zombie Meatwads will strike fear in the hearts of their opponents for sure.
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