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Player

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  1. Guilty!
  2. defensable??? Better consult your Strunk & White there, Professor Pedant.
  3. Is it confirmed that a Big12 crew is officiating the game? I looked earlier, but didn’t find anything. If Kevin Mar walks out of the tunnel then I hope the pole assassin’s monkey attacks him.
  4. Imma - you mentioned something in the Ann Arbor/Detroit thread about wristbands to access the tailgate. My group is driving over from Detroit on Saturday morning. Will the QR code that we received when buying the tailgate tickets suffice, or do we still need the wristbands? If the latter, where can we pick them up on Saturday morning? Thanks.
  5. Well, according to this bastion of toughness and masculinity…
  6. Your mom once got busy in a Burger King bathroom. She also reportedly likes her beats funky, is spunky, and likes her oatmeal lumpy.
  7. Do you know if the streets by the track stadium (Hoover and State) are open on game days? The phone in my limo is busted, and I want to go ahead and tell Coleman where to drop off/pick up me and my bitches.
  8. Let’s see, he was wearing a star-spangled cowboy hat, a red t-shirt, jorts, and gold hightop sneakers. No, he’s not retarded. He’s just an asshole.
  9. Posting stupid stale bullshit is kind of putt’s thing lately.
  10. Time to put your money where your mouth is, assholes.
  11. It’s not your fridge, and they’re not your condiments. Why do you care?
  12. I think he’s channeling Captain Stubing. Love, exciting and new Come aboard, we’re expecting you
  13. Story does have a little Huang in it. Good though!
  14. So in addition to being a couch fucker… Vance is also a shower shitter? WEIRD!
  15. The Fightin' Zombie Meatwads will strike fear in the hearts of their opponents for sure.
  16. The scene where Rusty got all self-righteous about his wife kissing (gasp) another man was just stupid. Motherfucker carries on a multiple year affair with a coworker, is smack dab in the middle of a murder trial over her death, and has the audacity to not only get indignant over his wife's revelation, but also lay hands on her? He's damn lucky that she didn't just shoot his ass right there. Although I don't think Molto killed her, I do think he's the one who tied her up post-mortem. I'm going to say that it was Rusty's son who killed her with the "thin heavy object" (baseball bat?), and his motive will be that he was pissed that dad was cheating on mom. Again.
  17. Apologies if this has already been discussed in here, but there is a documentary on Netflix that examines the history of policing in America, and paints a dire picture for any future hopes of significant reform.
  18. Slick Rick - come on down.
  19. A1C & The Sunshine Band
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