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Player

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  1. They’re too busy trying get indoor plumbing at Listeria Park. COLLEGE STATION — A busted water pipe shut down restrooms and concessions in Blue Bell Park before SEC action ever cranked up on Friday night. A couple of hours later, things really flowed downhill for Texas A&M. Top-ranked Vanderbilt defeated the Aggies 7-4 before a legs-crossed, fidgety crowd suddenly relying on hauled in port-o-potties on a chilly Friday night in the teams' league opener. https://www.chron.com/sports/aggies/article/Vanderbilt-whizzes-past-Texas-A-M-in-SEC-opener-13693236.php
  2. Saw it last night, and thoroughly enjoyed it. 50 years later that mission is still an amazing accomplishment.
  3. The anytime anywherewolves.
  4. Not much of a speller either.
  5. Her: I need to stop by discount tire today. Me: what for? Her: my tires are overinflated. They’re supposed to be 35psi, but a couple of them are almost 40psi. Me:
  6. You got one of the Marx brothers up here. Just put it over the plate.
  7. There are some truly abominable entries here. I can’t decide who the worst offender is though. Georgia looks like it came straight out of a prison cafeteria. Ohio may be even worse, as it looks like something an inmate dumped in his commode.
  8. Bluto at his command post, keeping a watchful eye over the kitchen.
  9. Is Vince actually willing to enter treatment? If not, then issuing a respectful, but false, statement like that may prevent Vince from experiencing the consequences of his actions, and could deprive him of the ability to honestly assess whether he needs help. It’s possible to still love and support the man without condoning or supporting his self-destructive behavior.
  10. Ah, the good old days.
  11. Sack is trust fund brat who was born with a silver dildo in his ass. One of these days the rats he pays to watch fuck will revolt, bite his ass, and hopefully give him the plague.
  12. In a fight to the death. Against a grizzly bear or Brad Pitt. It don’t really make a shit.
  13. Looks like you’re in the eye of a shiticane, Deej.
  14. Nathanial Taylor (Lamont’s friend Rollo) passed away. https://www.nytimes.com/2019/03/04/obituaries/nathaniel-taylor-dead.html
  15. Player

    Gym Pet Peeves

    Maybe they’re bad idea jeans?
  16. I heard P.Y.T. on the radio yesterday - fucking hell that song is creepy now.
  17. Hey you son of a bitches! I'll be there too. We should sit in the same section to show those Yankee bastards that the Astros are running things!
  18. I think a dingo ate his tastebuds.
  19. Have you ever considered the possibility that you're not funny? That comedy is just not in your blood?
  20. I bailed about half way through, and doubt I’ll try to finish it up. Sickening
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