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Player

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  1. Nathanial Taylor (Lamont’s friend Rollo) passed away. https://www.nytimes.com/2019/03/04/obituaries/nathaniel-taylor-dead.html
  2. Player replied to Ldogg53's topic in Lulz
    Maybe they’re bad idea jeans?
  3. I heard P.Y.T. on the radio yesterday - fucking hell that song is creepy now.
  4. Hey you son of a bitches! I'll be there too. We should sit in the same section to show those Yankee bastards that the Astros are running things!
  5. I think a dingo ate his tastebuds.
  6. Have you ever considered the possibility that you're not funny? That comedy is just not in your blood?
  7. I bailed about half way through, and doubt I’ll try to finish it up. Sickening
  8. Art of the deal
  9. That’s a typo. Supposed to say “Candyass”.
  10. Who are the geniuses in the aggy marketing department who come up with these campaigns? Remember when aggy told DC commuters how fearless they were? Or when they told Seattle that it was aggy who allows the coffee industry to survive? Bitching to the legislature about how unfair it is that they’re having to shake out the couch cushions for loose change to pay the light bill, but let’s not talk about the cost for this dipshit “look at me” advertising campaign at Bergstrom. Idiots.
  11. Player replied to Washpark's topic in Food and Travel
    Bon appetit!
  12. Corey
  13. WTF are you talking about? The incident occurred on Jan. 28th, and your first post in this thread wasn't until Feb. 5th, at which point pretty much everyone was saying this appears to be a bunch of bullshit. I don't know if it's just important to you for some reason to appear like you figured out from jump street that HPD might not be telling the truth (a pretty pedestrian observation, by the way), or if you're seeking validation from brisket for some reason. Either way, it's weird.
  14. But what if Vic was saddled up on one of his cholas... master-blaster style?
  15. Why wouldn't Hoyt remodel the pink dungeon after Julie ran away from Scooby Doo mansion? Certainly that's something that would have been done after Isabel overdosed, right? How about after Hoyt kicked the bucket? So Hoyt cared enough about his reputation and legacy in 1990 to stop the Purcell investigation dead in its tracks by silencing Hays with a threat to expose him for the murder of Harris James, but simply never could find the time to at least repaint the basement? Yeah, okay Nicky P. Good job, good effort.
  16. Only when he's not drinking out of the toilet.
  17. I'm sure she won't mind if you want to wax on/wax off. Oh, you mean sex with her?
  18. Nothing like pulverized bat guano and asbestos to invigorate the old lungs. Idiots
  19. Next season of LCU is going to be glorious. I think they only won a couple of games, so I expect a full on mutiny by the third or fourth episode.
  20. She’s into malakas Dino?
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