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BHMCruiser

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  1. Musical genius with lyrics written by priapic retarded children from suburban New Jersey
  2. 1. I cannot eat onions.
  3. Fat Albert t-shirt makes the video
  4. One step closer to Xenu
  5. I call it a holiday card because they get it in March
  6. I send them a Christmas card
  7. Bernie Mac's segment of Original Kings of Comedy is outstanding but I can't believe there's no mention of Patrice O'Neal's Elephant in the Room.
  8. disagree. I like seeing the families of my old friends who I don't see anymore. It's a nice reminder to catch up. The letters are absurd and I usually throw them away.
  9. You sound like the Patrice O'Neal bit where he would buy shit every time he saw a white woman walking alone so he had a receipt showing that he was doing something else at the time, just in case anything happened. He would look into the store camera and hold the receipt next to his face.
  10. you go first
  11. Where does "go die in a fire" fall in that spectrum?
  12. this is a goddamn LIE
  13. is there any way to make this bigger
  14. That’s beautiful
  15. want to see moose
  16. great pics thanks for sharing
  17. Where do you live? The Harris Teeter near Ft. McHenry and the Eddie's in Roland Park in Baltimore both had good butcher shops and would order anything, but that was five years ago.
  18. Maryland is the worst. So glad I don't live there anymore
  19. Sprite? That’s like one of the worst sodas. It doesn’t even have caffeine. Were you out of Fresca?
  20. Pepsi is not drinkable. I saw where some comic said: "Can I have a Coke?" "Is Pepsi okay?" "No thanks. I'll just drink the nondairy creamer." I subscribe to this
  21. I am a super, super, die-hard Alabama fan...and the 17 championships thing is ridiculous. But it's turned into performance art because it pisses people off so much.
  22. exactly that's why you play the game
  23. I haven't read this whole thread, but here goes: I hate those clips on ESPN when the special needs kid makes a basket in a game. I mean, good for him and it's a great experience, but there is no way I would have let that kid score in high school. You want to score? You'd better do it from the free throw line, if you can get up.
  24. you know, science-based transgender illusions and such things and so forth
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