Happy New Year You Surly Bastards!
Everything posted by RDCanecutter
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I caught the cancer
For y'alls' amusement, I offer a few snapshots from the front lines of cancer/steroids/edema/covid recovery during snow time in the South. First off, I'm wearing a fucking home-made kilt. My legs swole up, and if I put the compression socks on, legs go down but balls blow up like a grapefruit. Then if I wear pants of course the nutsack gets raw from rubbing against fabric. So right before I actually started pumping blood from scraped Balzac, I grabbed a big-ass towel, cinched it up with a belt, and I can walk around the house not in pain or with Mrs. Canecutter helpfully letting me know my balls are swollen up. All hail Clan MacTowel. I don't have any reason to step outside, because we got a couple inches of snow. Contrary to myth, we do have a few snowplows here, but there's nowhere really to go. And you ever hear how a squirrel acts like it's his first day being a squirrel? Replace "squirrel" with "Alabama Driver," and you won't be far wrong. They are gradually cutting my steroids, about 5mg/week. I want to throw all the damn things in the creek and see if 3-eyed fish spawn there, but I understand the assignment so I stfu and comply. I finally figured out how to take better blood pressure readings on my remote monitoring system so the nice nurses quit suggesting I pop into the clinic to be held against my will while Flesh Eating Bacteria roam the halls. That's good. May all y'alls' cancer cells flop back and forth on the floor, and die.
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Southern CA Fires- Extreme Santa Ana Winds
I wish y'all all boredom and positive results today.
- 2025 Cotton Bowl: CFP SF - Texas vs. Ohio State - 6:30pm on ESPN
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The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread
Your pimp hand is heavy.
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The GQP: Trumpist Death Cult
So sorta like Church of Christ, but they sway back and forth while mumble-singing over a piped-in Contemporary Worship track that sounds like a Mary Tyler Moore music outtake?
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Rear ended- how to handle insurance
Click back the hammer on the Colt Navy revolver your Daddy used in the Big War, and lay the cold steel barrel up against this slug's head. Let him know "I won't be rentin shit. Your car is my car until my car gets fixed. Now get the fuck outta my new car." Oughta resolve all issues quickly and cleanly.
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manhattan congestion tolls
^^A man clearly unacquainted with the stark beauty of the once-an-hour Waco bus system.
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manhattan congestion tolls
France is way underpriced. The quality of life there is about 3x what you'd think from how much it costs.
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Southern CA Fires- Extreme Santa Ana Winds
Now you go Old California and build a bunkhouse for your neighbors. As rent, they agree to drive away any officials interfering with construction of the bunkhouse.
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Southern CA Fires- Extreme Santa Ana Winds
This was the Hugo situation outside Charleston where folks wanted to fight the Guard. I heard it second hand from Sakalina guard dudes, but the multi-repeated rumor intel was that you had "Do You Know Who I Am?" civilians attempting to bust through a line of Guardsman so they could personally go check on their stuff. Guard didn't know who was who or fuckall what they wanted to do back there once (if) they checked on their own houses. Got animated.
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Southern CA Fires- Extreme Santa Ana Winds
Somebody might want to go backpacking in Guatemala for a couple of years.
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Southern CA Fires- Extreme Santa Ana Winds
Ah. So you've done business with him too.
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The GQP: Trumpist Death Cult
When yer DOOOOWWNNN on yer luck...
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Southern CA Fires- Extreme Santa Ana Winds
As if I would use anything other than quality Acme products. I think the flamethrower is vintage-- I got it from a hipster with a lumberjack beard.
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Southern CA Fires- Extreme Santa Ana Winds
I take it I should leave the flamethrower and crates of dynamite out of this video?
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Southern CA Fires- Extreme Santa Ana Winds
But on the upside, O'Hare food court choices are very tense with people yelling like they're in the chow hall at Zero Week in Basic Training. I yell the fuck back at them, to their satisfaction and my inner disgust.
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manhattan congestion tolls
I am usually the freak in any of my NYC freak-show stories, so that's all I have to say about tha-aat.
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Southern CA Fires- Extreme Santa Ana Winds
We are too dumb to live.
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I am doing 20,250 pushups in 2025
When I realized that PT tests were Pass/Fail, I think I maxed out at 65 and called it a life. Sorry about your muscle. I somehow managed to gimp up my own right shoulder (not doing pushups,) and finally the only thing that cured it was working it back and forth against some glorified giant rubber band. Went from a year of pain to almost normal in about 3 weeks. I love that glorified giant rubber band.
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Southern CA Fires- Extreme Santa Ana Winds
Better than being in an Alabama Natl Guard B-26C Invader. Or were you... https://encyclopediaofalabama.org/article/bay-of-pigs-invasion-and-the-alabama-air-national-guard/
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Southern CA Fires- Extreme Santa Ana Winds
North America is trying to get us back to out 1920s settlement patterns.
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Southern CA Fires- Extreme Santa Ana Winds
Make it an acoustic show.
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The GQP: Trumpist Death Cult
5 years from now there'll be a 50 cent diet supplement that would have un-crazied him.
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Southern CA Fires- Extreme Santa Ana Winds
Spoiler that shit.
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Southern CA Fires- Extreme Santa Ana Winds
Woulda been cooler if you'd head-butted him in the teeth with it. For scuffs.