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RDCanecutter

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  1. One. But she's wanted by the POlice, and my wife thinks she's dead.
  2. I'd appreciate it if you'd walk that bit back.
  3. This guy has more game than Dilbert.
  4. I left out Drug Dealer. Drug Dealers definitely woo the women.
  5. And we're proud of you. But we didn't say to stop.
  6. Yep. Puppies, Wealth, Musician/Artist/Writer(in that order), Biker, White Guy Who Speaks Spanish in Mexico, Religious Cult Leader-- all of these are "force multipliers" around The Ladeez. As are bathing, shaving, tooth-brushing, not spewing random conspiracies...
  7. I can think of lots of times where a successful shot (getting a date) comes with a cost. I've dated a couple of em. "Terra" is Latin for "Planet of the Rabbit-Boilers."
  8. Just imagine how fucked up your back would be from sitting on that wallet. Then you just want a hotdog but they claim they can't make change for a $100,000 bill.
  9. That's up to the Portuguese to decide. Finland is in the half of the planet that Portugal controls. Treaty of Tordesillas out front shoulda told you.
  10. I have changed my mind. I am now Pro-Texit, and plan to move back to Texas to offer my services in some sort of warlord capacity. The problem with "Texit" as discussed up until this post by me, is that people assume that Texit implies simply taking down the US flag and then working through legal squabbles while the Cloak Room all (showing great creativity) move to Colorado. No. Texas is not some spot on a map. Texas is where Real Texans say it is. A True Texit would see our pilgramage (large trucks surrounded by lowing longhorn cattle) in a massive Volkswanderung deep into Mexican territory. Because Real Texans move slap into Mexico and grab off a piece of it. We will cross the Rio Grande as the waters go miraculously dry. The cartels will show respect, and be allowed to stay on the border as our rear guard, or else they will be captured, indoctrinated, and forced to learn Milkman dances. Where to plant this new seedling of a nation that will grow into the mighty oak of a revived Texas? Los Mochis? Puerto Vallarta? Perhaps. But I suggest some area like Zacatecas, rich in silver mines. We'll make coins, ingots, small pieces of very heavy silver furniture, silver throwing stars for Texas Ninjas to carry.
  11. Armor keeps you safe. Guns let you attack.
  12. Thanks @immamac. I don't think we should walk down the school hallway with a skateboard on our shoulder trying to get the youngs. There are millions of unknown 40+ types who would enjoy this place if they ever saw it. One thing I noticed in the switchover is that a few psychotic fucks could murder unpopular members. I liked the unpopular members even when I disagreed with them. There would be no Old Shaggy atmosphere without Rocko's yawns and paystubs, yet these psychotic fucks obliterated him here. There would have been no glorious I-just-bring-doughnuts Roy Moore Epic Thread without Tahoe, who got waylaid here by the psychotic fucks. I am talking psychotic fucks who scroll down random posts by a member they don't like, dropping negs like they're popping bubble-wrap. The problem is the effectiveness of the neg system. The old one, where it took 2 or 3 negs to equal 1 positive, let unpopular people hang around a little, say what they wanted, riled up the others and made it fun to watch, like a greased midget fight. The 1 neg = 1 positive system is like giving a pistol to a chimp. ---- If you want more Thujone-ish art, I'd say don't turn to artists, find more lawyers who are going batshit crazy in their real jobs who sketch funny stuff while they are supposedly working. Maybe run some contests? Same thing for original gifs and whatnot.
  13. Armor of God. Well awright. Few years ago a cousin commissioned me to draw cartoons for all her friends. A good chunk of them were people talking about putting on various bits of the Armor of God. Hadn't heard that one but I grew up Evangelical so I know they go through fashions. I slapped out a few dozen cartoons, some of them of little cartoon people donning breastplates and helmets with Bible verse references. That branch of the family has always been into Magickal Thinking, so one guess how they acted under Covid. One of them wanted to visit my 80+ year old mother unvaccinated because they prayed about it or some shit. Me n my sisters were fixin to whoop some ass. Probably 100 years from now the Armor of God cartoons will be the only thing I did that survives. I like stories.
  14. "Bru." Wonder what his real name is, you know he just made that "Bru" shit up. And if you name your kid "Marc" with a c, the best thing that can happen is he'll grow up to steal pens from the office.
  15. Don't people in Federal prison still qualify for Social Security? If so, yes. Or at least maybe some survivors will.
  16. Well at least when you complain, you do it in English. That's a step in the right direction.
  17. Chicks dig artists. Chicks dig rich guys. If Rich Guy Artist Scott Adams doesn't have women hanging around him hoping for additional sperm, then maybe there is more going on in his personal life.
  18. Somebody's brother-in-law got paid a consulting fee.
  19. I'm pretty much live and let live with all the above, but if I heard that one dude say "live her best life" I'd prolly snap and get his arm up behind his back while I smack his head on the table.
  20. Ogg go live with Mongo. Ogg give up election dream.
  21. Cell phones are to their brains what Rascal scooters are to their bodies. csb: a few days ago my own phone glitched out and couldn't access cell towers anymore. I knew the general area where the Apple store was, but not exact location. Drove around slowly, looking at signs, like it was 1978./csb
  22. Is this trip on a Sunday? Because Chick-fil-A Jesus Bible Food is right over there.
  23. Traveling Craft Fair Woodworker. You'll need a couple of folding tables, a camp chair, a 10 x 10' tent + weights, and some sort of floppy hat. Also a bunch of stuff you carved. You'll befriend the other craft fair hippy folk, and as you see familiar faces after several shows, it'll be like joining the circus minus elephant shit.
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