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RDCanecutter

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  1. We can use a man like you on the heretic-huntin team.
  2. Over/under on how many of those crimes happened when somebody called him "Debra."
  3. MAGAE. And they say Classical education is dead.
  4. Cruel world once again denies him his chance to live as a peaceful citizen.
  5. Provident Metals offering $123 each for random years. https://www.providentmetals.com/atb-5-oz-silver-coin.html Maybe some years go for way more than that for collectors. They charge more for 2012 Hawaii and some others: https://www.providentmetals.com/silver/america-the-beautiful-coins/all-america-the-beautiful-coins.html
  6. Why doesn't she simply call her senator or someone else she knows from school?
  7. I haven't seen any Trump signs in Alabama for a while. Of course, I mostly hang with artsy Doug Jones types, but to get from one Rivendell to another, one has to travel through the Wilderlands.
  8. Looks about right. That was back during my Dad's homemade-witness-relocation days. I was told some garbled story about how he was never going to Mexico again, ever. Another family member mentioned the family being chased north on the interstate. Then, in another tale that ties in with all that, appears to be that they made it home to the Hill Country, my Dad got this .32 cal faux-16 and showed himself to whoever was coming over the rise. They left. May not have happened like that, but I doubt Beowulf actually wrassled with Grendel. We still sing about it in the mead halls.
  9. My dad had a fake M-16 that shot .32 pistol ammo. Its origin was a mystery to me and so was its disappearance.
  10. El Tigre fears no hammer.
  11. When he leaves the office, that guy starts speaking perfect Mexican slang and is known as El Tigre.
  12. When she goes to prison they'll take that ankle monitor off. It's like she just wants something to complain about.
  13. Ain't no way that's not an AI-generated muppet head.
  14. Laugh now, Libtard, but stand in front of a mirror so you can watch your own jaw drop when Louisiana, Vegas, and all the non-California Southwest join Tekshas after they secede too. They'll be sort of probationary Texans, or maybe separate-but-almost-equal Texans. They'll love it.
  15. He probably wipes his ass after a shit because she trained him.
  16. I'm just guessing, but I assume the same sort of person who wants Texas to secede is also scared of Mexico. Do they think that the <50% of the population who'd stay, leaning heavy on goobers, nuts, and geezers, are going to stop La Marina if Mexico starts drinking tequila and says "Fuck eet?" Or is the play in their mental world that Texas just sorta pretends to be a country, all them libtards leave, everybody gets a deep voice again, and for some reason Big Daddy US Military still swoops in when commanded to because Lo, Behold How Big Our Cigars Are? Or have I already thought this through more than the secesh have?
  17. But they keep grooming new members I see.
  18. Background checks and Basic Training skim off about 20% of the idiots and wimps, but for the rest, where there's a will there's a way. Every platoon has that guy you send off to help the cooks whenever you've got an inspection coming. And By God he's serving America.
  19. You want some real fun, figure out how many years it's been since your high school graduation. Then subtract that same number of years from the graduation year. eg The kids on Dazed and Confused are about as close to Hitler's rise to power as they are to today. Maybe this is their grandmother:
  20. Back to Mexico, Don Brisquete, I don't know how current your Meskin is but one way to whip it into shape would be enjoying Mariano Azuela's Las tribulaciones de una familia decente. Azuela was a university student who got swept up as a medic for a band of illiterate revolutionaries, then later became a doctor in a Mexico City slum. Anyway, the family in the story are Huerta supporters from Zacatecas who flee to Mexico City, where they navigate getting knocked down a few pegs in the new order. Louise Lilly McBride made an English translation for your convenience in 1951. https://scholarworks.umt.edu/cgi/viewcontent.cgi?article=3246&context=etd
  21. Can't remember how many times I've overheard some upset student talking about how they were gonna "kill" so-and-so. I'm always like "Don't say that. That's how they prove First Degree Murder." Back to the theme of Ancient Days, one great-great-uncle was a professor at what later became Vanderbilt. Some dude was sneakin around to see uncle's wife. Uncle told dude "If I ever see you again, I'll shoot you and kick your body into the gutter." They say that uncle would have gotten away with just shooting the guy, which he later did, but the fact that he actually kicked the guy into the gutter complicated the case and forced the family to sell land to lawyer uncle out of the situation.
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