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RDCanecutter

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  1. Maybe I'll lighten up the air with some White People Problems. We got a bill from Express Scripts, outta the blue, for almost 5 grand. I knew that for more than 2 years I qualified for a grant that gave me Inlyta for free. Free, plus it works, so hey. But Express Scripts quit applying full credit back in September, so now this bill, which we first saw yesterday, has us as 60 days late for a chunk of it. Near as I can tell, it's about $120/day at my current dose if I have to pay for it. Could be much worse. I can draw an extra $120 of cartoons everyday just by cutting down on games and porn. So I sent errbody an email, we'll see what's up. I also tried to call Express Scripts. They shield themselves behind a really clunky phone bot Hello. What letter does your drug start with? "An I." Is that an H? "NO." Is that an H? "Ah-EEE." Is that an H?
  2. Obviously all are 4-legged arachnids, duh.
  3. Hope you don't get a divorce, but if you do, that clears you up to post pics of ex-wife too.
  4. SHUT UP. SHUT. UP. To the other gentleman, yes, yes our finely crafted Trump-poo art-installations are available commercially to discerning customers of the necessary means. Simply DM us with your credit card info and your required amount. Thank you for supporting the arts.
  5. Old people and Mexican women. Had a Mexican stalkerette following me from town to town down there, her arrival preceded by all-caps emails. My Canadian buddy who was on track to have dated all Mexican women told me that was a thing they did. All caps, like a telegram.
  6. If you knew what I'd done to my brain since I last saw that show, you'd be like, "Damn, it's a miracle RD remembered anything."
  7. He can go back home, slump on the couch, kick off his lifts, and yell at Edith.
  8. Escaped animatronic early-AI prototypes. Thus the hatred of Disney plus the need to get back in the Hall of Presidents.
  9. Slavery books at a plantation are Old Think. It's been 1,000 years since plantations were about slaves. Anybody who knows like anything? knows that plantations are about Bridezillas and receptions and Daddy lighting a big pile of money on fire so that bitch Katelyn shuts up about HER reception.
  10. UP in the mornin when the sun don't shine Grab a bowl of grits and a pint of wine EAT my breakfast TOO SOON Hungry as hell FORE NOON
  11. I have decided to grow up and produce more serious art.
  12. Late-60s/early-70s we played "Smear the Queer" all the time, but some adult made us quit saying that and we switched to "Pitch Up and Smear." I don't recall who told us to do that, but we must have had a rare amount of respect for them, because we stuck with it. Around 4th grade, I was in a Minstrel Show. I didn't know it was one, it just seemed like a very weird Stephen-Foster-ish music program. Miraculously, we were not put in blackface. I am sure that the teachers discussed it. Can still remember a couple of the songs, maybe I should belt them out whenever my KA neighbor is having another loud party.
  13. Probably for the best. He already looks way more like a convict than he does a cop.
  14. Completely forgot about, did not watch. Any Tuscaloosa fratboy whooping from the audience?
  15. Am I the only person bothered by the term "Anti-Semite?" We're not talking about people who just hate Ephraimites. Should clearly be "Anti-Shemite."
  16. I suspect it was some local sub-contractor building his own empire of loot.
  17. Not sure they got alleys near those Florida beach houses. Prolly just cute little golf cart tracks.
  18. He's never looked at a single map. Back when he would drive himself around, he'd have a Garmin set on female Australian voice and he'd flirt with it, just asking random directions, never knew where he was but he knew he was having an affair.
  19. Tuesday, DeSantis decides to fight for Florida State's spot in the playoffs. Presumably instead of Alabama. Wednesday, DeSantis will be in Tuscaloosa. https://www.tampabay.com/news/florida-politics/2023/12/05/desantis-fsu-football-playoff-florida-state-cfp/
  20. Chinese ATVs... considering the inevitable fate of drunks on ATVs, are we sure China isn't helping Ukraine?
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