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RDCanecutter

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  1. As a kid I used to get my ass kicked in after-school fights until I started showing up with a stick.
  2. 1819 News exists to be quoted by right-wing talk radio. https://1819news.com/about edit-- I just saw that they employ Scott Beason, former pol who fucked up everything he touched.
  3. I don't have Tubs glorious career memorized, so correct me if I'm wrong-- but weren't there several skims/scams/skulks where he was in a group of people doing something shady, and the other people took the fall?
  4. The Marines go that extra mile. Knew a couple of former Marine sergeants when I was a baby lieutenant later on. You actually had to avoid the impulse to load them up with extra work just because you knew they'd do it right. Just to have an exception that proved the rule, there was the one Marine whose mind snapped and he hid in the bathroom, but I guess he was due. Hey, 3 out of 4, not bad.
  5. Yeah. It was some kind of review day for shit we were supposed to know. Raisin Man station was a breeze. I fucked up something on M-60 assembly for the other DI we called "The Russian," he had me do a handstand by the wall and do vertical push-ups until he got tired. It seemed personal. I fucking hate push-ups. Refuse to do even one now.
  6. I was at Ft. Knox in 1988 training to keep the Soviet Army out of your local Banana Republic store by doing push-ups. One day a Drill Sergeant brought his child's California Raisin toy to the barracks, put it on top of a fire hydrant, and we had to take turns doing push-ups for it. When we'd do enough, the Drill Sergeant would say "Recover!" in a high-pitched raisin voice.
  7. Maybe UGA did educate her. Maybe without them she would be worse.
  8. I wonder where Katy Britt is on all this. As a Shelby protege she has to be appalled. If Mexican Magical Realism movies have taught me anything, she is due to invite Tubs over to dinner, and serve him an elaborately concocted meal full of poison.
  9. It's their version of "Ewell should have taken Cemetery Hill."
  10. No idea. I do know if you're on the table and they're running that scope up your dick, and you say "This is the weirdest dentist's office I've ever been to," they don't get the joke.
  11. We likes the Douglass, yesss preciousss.
  12. I could just type you out 12 pages of lies, and it'd already be in English so you wouldn't need to translate it.
  13. Not like it downgraded McDonalds all that much, but I'd like to see the dude do some time for cruelty to the rats.
  14. Well, the first time that I plea-dealed my qualifying was a shame I started out way in the back and came back 'bout the same Pulled her in the pit, couldn't look my daddy in the eye He said, "If you quit now, Sydney, it's gonna haunt you all your life" See, it ain't about the money or even being number one You gotta know when it's all over, you did the best you could've done And knowing that crazy's in you and you never let it out Is worse than blowing any Trumpkin or any wreck you'll ever have
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