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RDCanecutter

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  1. Duh, easy-peasy. They should just turn Black for a while, like Trump says Kamala did.
  2. County by county, no. The Black Belt across the middle is solid blue. The inner Birmingham metro is blue too. Once in a blue (haha) moon Huntsville or Mobile might wiggle blue-ish, but don't bet the farm on it.
  3. Am I mistaken, or was Vance a Corporal simply because the Marine Corps doesn't have a Spec 4 rank? The Army has both, so a Spec 4 would be in an office typing up press releases, and a Corporal would be out commanding troops and doing War shit. Spec 4s can do war shit too, but they are not considered NCOs. When I was a Spec 4 I called the rank "High Private."
  4. Welcome to my county, Jefferson County, a reliable light blue county. No idea what the usual split is in Vestavia, but it's one of those places where they read books and wear shoes, so there are probably more than a few non-Magas. Now, if you see Kamala signs in Pelham, Alabaster, or, God Help Us, Bibb County*, that's when you bet the baby's new shoes on Alabama flipping. *In Bibb Co. signs will no doubt be surrounded by decorative wreaths of tiny Confederate flags.
  5. Not to mention letting them get farther from their railheads inside Ukraine.
  6. He never watched Rocky.
  7. Maybe she was the woman in the first photo.
  8. You can tell which trailer is hers by her boyfriend's shit burning in the yard.
  9. Maybe the tip of his tongue is rotting away.
  10. Especially since Trump would trust her, like the dog did.
  11. Scrawny Hercules tryna be spicy.
  12. It has a handy calculator so you can figure out what you'll get if you double your entry fee.
  13. This song and this dance go together in an oddly beautiful way
  14. Meh. Anytime you are around sergeants vying for limited higher rank, it turns into Sensitivity and Resentment Night at the wine bar. If you've made it to E-7 or E-8, you've thrown a few elbows and made a few sullen conniving enemies. And if you don't suck, you've probably pissed off a few officers who thought they were perfect too. Especially in the National Guard where it can turn into a soap opera with guys knowing shit on each other from high school, work, or just being stuck in the same unit too long.
  15. It's not even a fucking train. It's a bunch of goobs tooling around in the banks' trucks.
  16. Or on a saltine. Vintage El Patio FTMFW.
  17. Must take you forever to cross the country on a bulldozer.
  18. My best trick was to be all self-deprecating when facing a new opponent, but when they said "fence" I'd sorta leap through the air and stab em in the face.
  19. I want to hear Trump's 'Nam stories.
  20. I was about the 5th rated fencer at my club for a while, if some of the really good guys stayed home.
  21. Before the war, I bet lots of Ukrainians had driven through adjacent parts of Russia, or maybe even lived there. PS: that destroyed column was described as "infantry", but they and the drivers could have been "any specialty including clerks n jerks that were told to get in the trucks." May have just been sitting ducks whether they made it to the front or not.
  22. Honestly I haven't thought about metals since the prices shot up. I am under spousal orders not to sell, and I think there's too much chance it'll go down again to buy.
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