Listen, obviously it's the crazy dude with a gun's fault for people getting shot, but maybe, just maybe, sending a military presence to an American city armed to the gills is a great way to raise the temperature and escalate violence.
Wow Don Bacon, so brave to stand up for Ukraine when it's Witkoff, some interchangeable lackey, unknown to most Americans. Where were you when the doofuses in charge were dressing down Zelenskyy in the White House on live television?
If our country was still capable of shame, how embarrassing is it that someone close to the President--who knows him well--talks about him to fucking Russians like a fucking child.
"Just call and congratulate him on his achievement. Tell him what a big, strong man he is. Maybe tousle his hair a little. He'll agree to anything."
Throughout the entirety of human history, we have always underestimate Russians' capacity to weather suffering. None of the financial ruin forecasting moves the needle for me. The people will just grin and bear it like they always have.
Remember 5 years ago when all the "reasonable" rank and file who were just "doing their job" were jumping ship, terrified that they'd be tied to the Trump administration forever? Too little too late, but still commendable. How maybe returned to the fold for a little power and the chance for some menial upward mobility within the GOP?
Fuck. Every. One. Of. Your. Faces.
I hope all of your kids are ashamed of you.
Man, who would have guessed that giving the world's richest people direct and unfettered access to--and influence over--the highest offices in the land would yield negative results for the rest of us?
It's a reasonable excuse. I don't think anyone has implied they were skirting the rules on purpose. They obviously started the race in compliance. It's F1: everyone is designing their cars right up to the limits; they just miscalculated the wear. But why why even put yourself in a position where it might be close at the end? Every other team seemingly was able to figure it out, none of whom have nearly as much to lose as them.
Poignant imagery to remember that every attractive female's texts, DMs, the apps, emails, and photo comments are a veritable hellscape of RFK-level icky creepiness.
I have a shit ton embarrassing moments from my teenage years and twenties trying to figure out what women like to hear in certain moods...but I sure as shit knew inherently what they didn't want to hear ever.
I'm going to squeeze your cheeks together and close your nose, so you can drink my harvest...
I apologize for our species, ladies.
Uses first ever post to incorrectly use the quote feature. Edits, but doesn't fix it.
Uses second post to brag about playing in college and how much "ball" he knows.
Fuck, it's going to be a long week for those of us capable of feeling secondhand embarrassment.