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aggie08

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  1. Just what we need...more golf bros.
  2. Thank god we have that dude that everyone hates.
  3. Cantlay being the only American worth a shit sounds about right
  4. Bryson should not be playing foursomes, jesus fucking christ
  5. It's hard to even comprehend a team with Scottie on it being 5 down
  6. I mean, I have no shame in being a habitual front runner.
  7. Americans suck at foursomes. More news at 6.
  8. God damn, I wish I could watch Rahmbo more than 4 times a year.
  9. Ludvig Aberg, the ideal, prototypical golf athlete, standing next to Matt Fitzpatrick is quite humorous.
  10. Holy shit, golf bros are so fucking cringe. Going to be a tough watch.
  11. See, Republicans didn't elect Loomer's blatant racism and insanity. Democrats DID elect Crockett, who is just as bad for...reasons. You know the ones. That makes Republicans better. /MAGA logic
  12. *28 points total, so 14.5 to win. 8+8+12 =/= 30 Commence Aggie jokes.
  13. All match play. Every match counts for one point. 30 total matches (8 alternate shot foursomes, 8 four-ball, 12 singles). 1/2 point each for a tied match (no additional holes played after 18). First team to 15.5 points wins. In the event of a 15-15 tie, the previous winner (Europe) retains the cup.
  14. You really want to attach a US History and IQ test to voting? You sure?
  15. This shit is so dumb. If we win, then the shoes meant that we were confident and loose. If we lose, then we were too casual and didn't take things seriously enough. Who cares? Golfers aren't known for their impeccable fashion sense.
  16. The British fucking colonies beat us to the punch by a couple decades.
  17. When's his next bowel movement?
  18. The math is a little too tight, unfortunately. If Max wins all 7 races and 3 sprints remaining, he'll finish with 454 points. If Lando finishes 2nd in all of those, he'll finish with 446 points. If Oscar finishes 3rd in all of those, he'll finish with 447. There's obviously a much, much better chance that Oscar does better than averaging 3rd in the remaining races (his average finish is 2.4 this season) than Max running the table. The only realistic chance Max has is at least one more DNF from Lando and at least two from Oscar.
  19. If I live a good life and am good to those around me simply because I want to be--not out of fear of not making it to heaven--and it turns out that there is a God and heaven, and he denies me entry because, while I was a good and decent person, I didn't believe in him hard enough...then that needy, insecure bitch can get fucked. I'll take my chances with the devil.
  20. Yeah, but I bet the funeral tailgating was awesome!
  21. I don't care what your politics are; at some point, as a parent, it's gotta feel disheartening and gross to have your son's murder be used by disgusting people to grift and posture.
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