Everything posted by Ten Bears
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Most "Texan" thing you've ever done?
When I was 12 I got kicked square in the chest by the first horse I ever broke. It knocked me about about 10 feet away and my dad said he couldn't get a heartbeat for what seemed like an eternity but he figures it was a little less than a minute. I woke up and was fine except for the horseshoe shaped 1" knot on my chest. I plowed my first field all by myself at 9 years old and had my fist pickup (58 Chevy stepside) as an 7th grader. You grow up fast on the farm. Probably illegal now. That's kinda Texan I guess.
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The Sound of Freedom
Man am I the only one that has to take a shit 10 minutes after shooting up some adrenochrome?
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Mr. Tuberville goads to Washington
You ain't never going to change are you?
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Your "I can't believe I did that" story
I have been airborn twice while driving a car, both when I was 13 and on dirt roads. Managed to land both times without crashing. My freshman year of high school a buddy and I stole 350lbs of dynamite and blew up, among other things, a row of post office boxes.
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Your "I can't believe I did that" story
This had me hyperventilating
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A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]
Is nipple sweat a thing? I think he's lactating.
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Русский корабль - иди нахуй
"Well just shoot up in here amongst us. One of us has got to get some relief."
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Русский корабль - иди нахуй
Whoa, off camera you can hear the grenade go off. Fucking intense.
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Русский корабль - иди нахуй
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Русский корабль - иди нахуй
OK I see that now. So now to the orc that had a great vault but failed to stick landing... I think he was already dead before launch but question is what blew him 30 ft in the air? Had to be something a little stronger than a grenade right? Of all the crazy footage that one ranks up there.
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Русский корабль - иди нахуй
What were all those secondary explosions?
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Русский корабль - иди нахуй
Someone called him Prilosec which cracked me up.
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California Getting a Jump on Black Friday Shopping
He's in Montgomery County where there are no gays and girls don't climb trees and is definitely not east Texas. Anything east of I35 is east Texas to us west Texans.
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Mr. Tuberville goads to Washington
Isbell for President! Seriously.
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GTFO your mobile phone while driving
And porn
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California Getting a Jump on Black Friday Shopping
So east Texas. Of course.
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The GQP: Trumpist Death Cult
- MaybeACoordinator has passed away - Official Farewell Thread
What overlapping history would that be? I used to get you two mixed up I think.- "the bear" - new series on fx
I'm guessing Mulaney had sobered up by the time he filmed this? His character was hilarious.- Non Seasonal Family Insanity Thread
So sad we will never read gems like this again. RIP MaC- Millennial makes himself unhireable
as opposed to your Surly cringe? jk- Cool Pictures of Music Icons
Yeah, it's Gary P.- Religion, weaponized religion, and the separation of church and state
Talarico has potential.- Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
There was a parrot at that pet store at Duval and 183 that used to say "N____r want a watermelon?" Pretty horrible.- Cool Pictures of Music Icons
- MaybeACoordinator has passed away - Official Farewell Thread
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