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Ten Bears

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  1. Here in Austin, I hesitate to put out tomatoes this year. Before two years ago, I had tomatoes out the ass. It wasn't until mid August that they started burning off. The last two years they grow and fruit like crazy until mid June when they start turning yellow and croaking. It's like they aren't getting enough water, but that is not the case. Anyone else experiencing this?
  2. Scored some tix for their Antones show. Ima fanboy the shit out of Mike.
  3. That's not the first fight that chick has been in.
  4. I have not. I haven't even used my 6 series because Best Buy fucked up my order and it won't be here until Sunday.
  5. In Austin, with this warm weather, is it time for pre-emergent and what do you recommend?
  6. I just pulled the trigger on the TCL 65" 6 Series for $700 at Best Buy. Rated best tv for the money by Cnet. Stoked.
  7. + Rep for the Todd Snider quote. Nice pit too.
  8. Stolen from the internets: ALL THE WITNESSES: Ok, we all agree. This is what happened. REPUBLICANS: None of you were in the room! BOLTON: *raises hand* Well I was in the... REPUBLICANS: Who asked you?! Shut up! You’re a liberal pawn! BOLTON: Um... I’m actually I’m a lifelong Republican and I was literally Trump’s national security advi... REPUBLICANS: Shut your mustache! Somebody bring back the first national security advisor. FLYNN: *in orange jumpsuit* Hey sorry guys I’m in jail lol. REPUBLICANS: What? Why? FLYNN: For lying to the FBI about the Russia investigation. REPUBLICANS: Well what idiot told you to do that?! FLYNN: The Pres... REPUBLICANS: Shut up! No one believes either of you! KELLY: *raises hand* I believe them. And I was Trump’s Chief of sta... REPUBLICANS: Shut up! Let’s talk to the real chief of staff. Who is he? MULVANEY: *raises hand* It’s me. REPUBLICANS: Shit. Never mind. PARNAS: *raises hand* I was also in the room. In fact, here’s a cell phone video of the President saying that... REPUBLICANS: Wait what?! How in hell did you sneak a cell phone into a meeting with the President? PARNAS: It was easy I just walked right in and... REPUBLICANS: Shut up! You’re a criminal! PARNAS: Correct. And I just walked right into... TRUMP: I don’t know him. PARNAS: And here’s 500 pictures of me with the President because we’re besties. REPUBLICANS: Wait... What idiot introduced you to the President?? PARNAS: His personal lawyer. REPUBLICANS: Cohen?? COHEN: *also in orange jumpsuit* Hey no sorry guys I’m in jail too. REPUBLICANS: Why? COHEN: For campaign finance violations. REPUBLICANS: Who’s campaign? COHEN: The Pres... REPUBLICANS: Shut up! PARNAS: It was Giuliani. YOVANOVITCH: Giuliani! That’s the guy who had me fired from my job! REPUBLICANS: Who are you?? YOVANOVITCH: I was the ambassador to Ukraine. REPUBLICANS: Wait, you had her fired? Do you work for the government?? GIULIANI: Nope. REPUBLICANS: Well who is the ambassador to the European Union?? SONDLAND: *raises hand* Me. I was also in the roo... REPUBLICANS: F@$&!!! PUTIN: *rubs his bare chest*
  9. Is the 2,4-d type stuff safe for St. Augustine as long as the temperature is fairly low?
  10. Someone do a wellness check on Woland.
  11. Todd said he never had a leash or any training. Nor had Cowboy Jim.
  12. Yeah, he literally died doing what he loved. He was singing onstage at the 30A Songwriter's Festival when he paused, said "I'm sorry," and put his head down and died. He didn't even drop his guitar. RIP https://www.nbcnews.com/pop-culture/music/singer-songwriter-david-olney-dies-onstage-during-performance-florida-festival-n1118611
  13. I'm right there with you. All my favorite Isbell songs he cut with DBT. Strangely, at Old Settler's Music Fest, Isbell and the 400 Unit did an acoustic set that I looked forward to and really enjoyed if for no other reason than the songs weren't the cookie cutter versions that I have heard over and over again live. What's funny is Amanda Shires had her set before Jason's and she rocked like I had never seen from her. She is usually too bland for my taste. If I never hear that fucking Anxiety song again live it will be too soon.
  14. Well, Isbell also called The Nashville Sound their rockingest album (or some shit) before it was released too so I'm not holding my breath. It could be that I am just burned out on Isbell.
  15. We were the first couple to be married there. They hadn't quite finished construction which included no air conditioning on a warm June 14th. We got a nice discount but jesus it was hot in a tux.
  16. I had that short of a commute and ended up with tons of parrifin sludge built up in my engine because it didn't get hot enough to burn it off or some shit.
  17. We need to bump this thread back up for the Superbowl deals. I am finally retiring the old 50" Samsung, cutting the cord and pulling trigger on a new 55" or larger. Looks like that Sony 800 is still hovering at $699 at Best Buy. Tempting, but I think I will wait until closer to Superbowl Sunday to make my move.
  18. So all the games are on FSSW? Fuck you Dish Network, fuck you. I can't wait to cut the cord next month.
  19. You know. That stuff that's tied to a stick.
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